Best headline ever? Man in his underpants danced on the wing of Angela Merkel’s jet
The man, a bodybuilder of Turkish descent named as Volkan T, 24, danced on a wing of the German chancellor’s aircraft, sprayed fire extinguisher foam around its luxury cabin and randomly pushed cockpit buttons, deploying an emergency evacuation slide.
According to a leaked police report, the man easily boarded the Airbus 319 on 25 July, clutching a bag full of marijuana and ecstasy pills, while it was parked at a closed military section of Cologne airport.
The authorities were only alerted to the security breach, when he inadvertently triggered an alarm while playing with the cockpit buttons.
Adding to the embarrassment, it then took police, dogs, private security guards and soldiers three hours to get the intruder off the plane, including attempts to persuade him to give up shouted over a megaphone.
The Federal state aircraft was loaded with up to eight tons of fuel, enough to take it to Beijing and it was ready to fly if the intruder had known how.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/10257947/Man-in-his-underpants-danced-on-the-wing-of-Angela-Merkels-jet.html
Never a dull moment....
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crazies seem to like. 
The Chancellor of Germany's jet sat on the tarmac unguarded????
