If you don't check in here you are evil incarnate. ;-)
Silliness reigns here at DU sometimes. I thought I'd raise the bar a bit.
Skäl!
= new reply since forum marked as read
Oh wait.
It's like you respond to an obvious troll post, to malign it. Then, you realize that you promoted it.
It's a Hobson's choice. Best to leave it. Don't feed the trolls. Including this post, clearly a troll.
I'd rather post sotto voce. That way nobody sees my evil intent.
You are so screwed.
Of course it began by you posting here.
You were warned.
Mmmm. 
True evil doesn't scare me nearly as much as having no true evil 
I have a glass of milk handy in case of emergencies
If you don't know that, you aren't part of the program. There's also a secret handshake.
Put up, or shut up.
It does, however, make rude gestures.
I saw it hanging out with my own, and they were planning something ... 
It involved the litterbox rebellion and the destruction of certain household objects, but intelligence is not clear. Yet.
Yet.
I'm evil as all Hell! I'm so evil that I think I will just sit by this curb for a while... uh huh.
I don't answer to omnipotence paradoxes. I'll just blow you to hell, instead. :fires:
Grins at the destruction.
Scotch!
We are so close to the flames of Hell, we can wear kilts in the wintertime! Match that!
hmmmmm.
How lucky do you feel today?
Roll the dice and find out. I dare you. Did I load them, or not. You take a chance either way.
You give it away when you use these:
You see through me.
Oh! And you are damned. Make no mistake. Not even Pascal's Wager gets out of this one.
As a gesture of love, obviously.
I will NOT do it! I won't!.........Oh, wait 
You responded. Now that you took my nefarious bait, I have you.
Give up all hope, all who tread here.
I just checked in...
Yet I AM evil incarnate.
Dammit.
I'm goin to the bar.
You are oh so damned, as if posting here didn't already damn you.
But you managed to ignore your one path to salvation.
Too late.
The only thing unresolved is the pecking order. So far, you are pretty far down. I suggest you do something about it.
He can't spell, BTW...
Sounds like a toast to me.
You heart is true. You pass the test.
Welcome, friend.
Unless you can answer this all important question.
What'll ya have?
Bear in mind, your soul hangs in the balance.
Enjoy the life of the enlightened.
All is good. Double good since you presented musically. (Still waiting for Bach's "Coffee Cantata" -- with a shot of Bourbon -- I'll supply the latter.)
worked hard all week, and am off tomorrow! 
I'm good! 
Skäl!
I will have a Porter, if you don't mind.
You broke my code. So many have not and are doomed, in spite of my numerous hints.
It's been fun. Glad you joined in.
To your health, my friend.
Yay me! 
I am an anomaly in that I refuse to engage in too many negative posts, post what I want, and don't post anywhere when a war is raging. There will always be another one.
Cheers!
But my purpose was to harpoon all the silly troll threads and yet give an opportunity for silliness and a bit of self reflection.
All were doomed here unless they raised a glass.
As I said. Your heart was true. Few made it through.
Read thread. Therein lies salvation.
Otherwise, into the fiery furnace with you.
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