AZ Gov. Jan Brewer To Endorse In Presidential Race Tomorrow

[SunsetDreams]

Reporters covering the National Governors Assoc. meeting in DC report Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (R) will endorse someone for president tomorrow, just days before her state's Feb. 28 presidential primary.

The New York Times' Jeff Zeleny tweeted a quote. Here's his tweet:

Gov Jan Brewer of Arizona says she will endorse presidential candidate tomorrow. Who? "I'm pondering," she says.

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entries/az-gov-jan-brewer-to-endorse-in-presidential



Any ideas on who she will endorse?

Oh maybe it will go down like this:

Gov Brewer: Thank you one and all for coming to my magnificent party, err announcement. I thought long and hard over this one. You see...I really want to endorse my schnookum bear. I'm afraid we've had a little spat, and I need him to know how much I truly love my beary poo. I wasn't disrespecting at all, I was trying to get the lipstick smudge of my sweetums face before any of those nosy reporters saw it. I can't hide my love any longer, I'm endorsing Barack Obama. My love is forever.

[randome]

1. She was pointing to Obama, not wagging her finger!

He is The One. (Really. He is.)

[onehandle]

2. She's a Horrible, Cretinous Troll.

I held back, like you wouldn't believe.

[Permanut]

3. She'll make us wait 32 seconds...

while she looks at her notes and reminds herself who she picked.

[onehandle]

7. That day, the whole state should have had a WTF? moment.

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But the average age there is like 150, so senior moments and racism is 'normal.'

[Mz Pip]

4. And there are 4 candidate praying

"I hope it's not me! Please don't let it be me."

[SunsetDreams]

13. yes, they will surely add that

to their 9,467 other daily prayers.

[livetohike]

5. Newt....I think they were made for each other n/t

[MADem]

6. So Jan "The Finger" Brewer is going to finger her favorite, eh?

I'll bet they're all hiding behind one another, whispering "Please, please, please...DON'T pick meeeeee!"

I mean really--what comes along with the endorsement of a crazed, whining little bully? Anything good? Anything at all?

[randome]

9. You forget we're talking about the GOP here.

ONLY good comes of the endorsement of a 'crazed, whining little bully' because, you see, that's what they get off on.

[MADem]

14. They are crazy, all right--I've got Santorum on the tee vee.

This guy is a nutty as a fruitcake.

The batshit crazy SOB is going on and on how he doesn't rely on "the government" and "welfare programs" on the one hand, and then he's telling the crowd how he grew up in "public housing." WTF does the nitwit think "public housing" is? Never mind the tens of thousands he stole from the state of PA to "distance-learn" those flabby little children of his!

These people are not just assholes, they are stupid assholes.

[JBoy]

8. I guess she's did all that she can do.

[Thinkingabout]

10. Maybe she will finger Ron Paul and be his VP

This would be an act on it's own.

[randome]

11. I think he would turn to dust and blow away.

But since she's a governor and state's rights trump everything else, I guess he would be okay with that.

[hyphenate]

12. If she really wants to stay relevant

She should go with Romney. If she wants to prove she's a batshit crazy, the obvious is Santorum.

[New Yawker]

15. 2-1 odds she endorses Frothy Mixture

Peas in a pod and all that...