Mr. Rick Goes to the Doctor

[kpete]

"Rick, I wish I could just write the prescription and let you go about your day, but I can't. It used to be that way with these erectile dysfunction treatments, but no longer. You see, a few months ago a group, Christian Women for Sanity and Sanctity, launched a full frontal attack on ED drugs claiming they not only led to what they called libertine behavior but also encourages rape."

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"Okay, now this one in which you attest that you are not a virgin."

Santorum's jaw drops. "I've fathered enough kids to form my own soccer team," Santorum said. "How the dickens could I be a virgin?"

"The law Rick, the law. They said they wanted to prevent amateurs from getting their hands on such high caliber ammo."

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[zbdent]

1. hmm ... before they can prescribe the medication, they should determine that nothing is wrong with

the "equipment".

I suggest that any of those Republican/Conservative men wanting Cialis or Viagra should have their "equipment" examined much in the same fashion as women have mammographies ...