Not from the Onion: Center for Marriage Policy - Lesbians Will Trick Gay Men Into Fathering Children
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/center-marriage-policy-worries-lesbians-will-trick-gay-men-fathering-their-children-and-becoUsher argues that if same-sex marriage is legal then women will marry other women and have children with men “by pretending they are using birth control when they are not.” “Entrapped men become economically-conscripted third parties to these marriages,” Usher writes, adding that women will also turn to the state for welfare benefits. Good heterosexual couples will be left “economically-disadvantaged” because they will be taxed to support the lesbian couples’ Big Government goodies.
But that’s not all: Usher then explains that gay men will have it the worst of all as they will be tricked into having sex with lesbians through “reproductive entrapment,” fathering their kids, and then paying child support to support them: “Marriages between two men are destined to be the marital underclass. In most cases, these men will become un-consenting ‘fathers’ by reproductive entrapment. Men in male-male marriages who become fathers by deceptive means will be forced to pay child support to women in bi-maternal marriages, and become economically enslaved” to lesbian unions.
“Men will be forced to labor for the economic benefit of marriages between women – marriages men have been ‘redlined’ out of – by the choice of two women who married with intention to have children by men outside the marriage,” Usher writes. “This approaches the definition of slavery – and perhaps sexual trafficking or bondage.”
The ridiculous argument continues, warning that “discrimination against men” will operate “similarly to pre-civil-rights racism.”
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You cannot make this shit up.
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Who knows how many of us are secretly the product of this vast cabal? 
or that could be a launch code sequence. I've got BOTH your backs with super bunny sniper squad bravo.
reminds me of this guy, Robert Tilton - many years ago I used to rush home from work to catch his show - he'd be babbling away and then he'd lapse into tongue-speak
I mean Jim and Tammy were funny enough...but Robert just brought a certain type of sleaze to the ministry industrial complex, that was always a train wreck waiting to happen...each and every show!!! 
Here is Pastor Gas unedited and in raw format!
OMG no show was as entertaining as that back in the day
I am very much used to batshit crazyspeak 
"Spermburglary". Just wonderful.
it covers all that ground of lying about contraceptives, damaging condoms, or - and this one's my personal favorite - sneaking sperm out of used condoms with a turkey baster. because you know omen just fall over themselves for the prospect of spending eighteen years and nine months carrying and raising another human being off the basis of a child support check 
only the *government* has the right to do that, not lesbians!
straight marriage only!
conversion therapy for minors!
After reading this my brain is done for the day. 
I suggest everyone go to the link and read the whole thing. Holy crap.
Holy shit. 
...but I do deny them my essence.
These people are so misogynistic, you could pull out a permutation of that old Helen Keller joke here.
Are they going to wear fake beards and cruise gay bars, pretending to be a man?
My brain hurts just trying to pretend this makes any sense whatsoever 
Or any woman? 
huh?
