Now that their Mayor is resigning most San Diegans don't care who replaces him....

[TeamPooka]

as long as it's not Ben Affleck.

[TeamPooka]

1. bazinga

[NightWatcher]

2. Michael Keaton is crying into a warm beer somewhere

[Brother Buzz]

3. Frank "The Fixer" Tagliano has an honest shot at the office....

What with the downtown mafia in control, and everything

[TeamPooka]

4. lol great candidate but he'll need sunscreen compared to where he's been lately

[Brother Buzz]

5. Sunscreen is gonna be in vogue after....

the citizens learn of his campaign promise to bring the winter Olympics to San Diego. The bent nose downtown mafia will be tickled pink, and even forgive Frankie for his indiscretions, when they learn they will be awarded a no-bid 'snow' contract.

[MindPilot]

6. Pretty much, yeah. We will get a new barker, but the carnival remains the same.

[TeamPooka]

7. Do you want bread with your circus? nt