Princesses DO NOT pee all over the place and leave poop floating and the restroom a mess...Pigs DO.

[we can do it]

So we went out to the nice little family owned Mexican place nearby and after a couple margaritas went to use the single women's room -
it was locked so I waited....another woman emerged from the men's, said good luck and went on her way....about 5 minutes later (and 3 women now waiting besides me) out pop 2 10-12 year old girls dressed as princesses, tiaras included...I enter to find pee all over the seat and floor and poop floating (did not hear a flush, btw).....so I used the available supplies and cleaned up before using the facilities.....(I am sure the older lady next up appreciated it)........

What the hell is wrong with people??????? I would bet that the girls learned their disgusting behavior from their parents.
First- I never used the bathroom with anyone else after I was potty trained....and second, I would never be so inconsiderate of others.

I doubt the simpletons who raise their little pigs will read this, but I had to vent...

[REP]

1. Pigs are actually quite clean and very intelligent

You have described the behavior of spoiled, entitled BRATS.

[we can do it]

4. Sorry pigs- you are right - brats is the appropriate word.

It just makes me mad - the family who owns this place works their butt off and its people like this who also probably walk out without bothering to tip.

[REP]

9. It's just nasty

They're probably used to someone - Mommsy or more likely, a housecleaner - tidying up their revolting messes.

[we can do it]

12. My vote is on the cleaning lady, it's a pretty average neighborhood,

but there are those who feel they are special.

[alcibiades_mystery]

2. Cool story

[REP]

13. Unfortunately, probably not

At the coffee shop I frequent, there was a homeless dude who was finally banned from using the bathroom because of what he did in there (just him - other homeless are still welcome, with or without purchase). I've been 'next in line' after a number of people who seem to be unable to aim and/or flush.

[NickB79]

85. I used to work in a Quiznos Subs

And one guy was banned for constantly, EVERY DAMN TIME, clogging the toilet like you wouldn't believe.

Of course, his meal usually consisted of two LARGE sandwiches, two bags of chips, and a diet soda

[Warren DeMontague]

90. Oh, God.

Just please tell me it was on The East Coast. I sort of like Quiznos.

[KittyWampus]

16. having worked retail where customers would occasionally request to use the bathroom…

this is entirely possible.

We stopped allowing customers to use the bathrooms.

[NYC Liberal]

21. Having worked retail...pee on the seat and unflushed toilets is nothing compared to what I've seen.

Entirely plausible.

[we can do it]

22. I didn't even mention the guy who smeared poop all over the restroom at my first restaurant job.

We were "lucky" to have seen him leaving after he had been in there a while and left his artwork - he was told not to return by the manager and he didn't...(apparently he had done this numerous times before being caught) YUK!!!!!!

[Nay]

83. Been there, too. Some lovely young 'ladies' left a pile of tried-on clothing on the floor

of the dressing room, complete with a liquid and a solid bathroom offering on top. So dainty.

[Warren DeMontague]

61. Add me to the "having worked retail" chorus...

I've seen people do unspeakable shit, as it were, to bathrooms.

It's a pain in the ass when you're out and places don't want to let you use the can... well, this is why. Because no one- certainly not someone making minimum wage or barely more- wants to clean some stranger's shit off the walls. Off the ceiling.


My total takeaway from years of working retail; 70% of the public are just in and out of there, getting what they need, not really making an impression either way. 20% of the people are fucking salt-of-the-Earth awesome, the kind of people you'll hang out with and develop friendships with.

But that other 10%....


that other 10% will make you a stone cold fucking misanthrope, if you keep at it long enough.

[Eleanors38]

64. The 10% who admire their product swirling about.

[Incitatus]

63. You've never seen a public restroom left like that, really? nt

[Codeine]

99. I manage a grocery store. I've banned all customers from our restroom

because of the absolute nightmare messes they make and from which they then blithely walk away.

[petronius]

3. Aaawww, princesses are so adorable, aren't they!? So great and special,

I just luv them to pieces!!!!!1!! Which princesses were they? Disney princesses? Those are the bestest kind!


(And I completely agree with you, and you were very kind to do that. It should not have been necessary.)

[we can do it]

5. Thanks, but I didn't want to use it OR leave it in the condition that is was in.

edit to add the type of princess-

white, dance school type princesses with glitter. Its kind of sad when you are that old and dress behave like that.

[840high]

32. Try going to a WakMart

restroom - ugh.

[woodsprite]

55. Be careful in the Elkton, MD one. A guy got superglued to a seat a few years back. n/t

[steve2470]

84. ok I should not laugh but this cracks me up

Poor bastard

[woodsprite]

111. They had to call emergency svcs for him.

I just can't imagine how embarrassed I would have been if
that were me.

[steve2470]

112. yea painful and embarrassing nt

[MADem]

118. Acetone will break that seal (nail polish remover).... nt

[840high]

33. What does color have to do with it?

[JI7]

6. i never understand why people don't flush , do they forget or something ?

which makes no sense to me as it's automatic in my mind to flush right after.

[we can do it]

8. Especially when you have a co-princess in the room with you- WTF???

[pipi_k]

104. People who have

a septic tank and don't want to have issues with them generally follow this rule:

"If it's yellow, let it mellow...
If it's brown, flush it down..."

So I can see someone forgetting to flush pee (although I do remember when I'm not at home) but to forget poo?

[safeinOhio]

7. My last 2 jobs required me to wipe down

the rest rooms. Women are worse than men, but not by much. The ladies tend to use, way too much TP and stop up the toilet. I get that every other day, but almost never in the mens room.

[we can do it]

10. I've had to clean restrooms at several jobs - YUK!!!!!!

and surprisingl, I think were the bathrooms at some of my fire stations - you are there all day and you can't clean up after your self??????

[JI7]

14. that's why they should flush before using too much and flush again later

i use to work at a place where i had to use the restroom next door.

they actually had a problem where it wouldn't flush all the time. i think it needed to be flushed twice to actually be flushed. but anyways, all these women were using it without informing anyone of the problem. maybe they were embarrassed or something.

but i told the owner and he made some excuse but the next time i was there it flushed perfectly.

[Eleanors38]

68. TP? I've heard about that stuff.

[pipi_k]

105. I can see why

many places with public toilets are now using the annoying TP dispensers that only give out a few sheets at a time.

Number one (no pun intended), to keep TP from being pulled out too far and trailing all over the floor

and number two, to keep down the amount that can be pulled out so the toilets don't clog.

[safeinOhio]

117. I want to put up a sign that says,

"Please, 4 sheets only".

[we can do it]

15. I always try to remember to look first. Gross people are everywhere.

Don't get me started on the idiots who take their boys into the women's locker room at my gym - pee everywhere.

[Bigmack]

17. Idea....

If the parents were identifiable in the restaurant, bitching at them would do nothing.

You might approach them and ask if the girls were alright. They left the toilet unflushed, and there was stool with blood in it in the toilet. You're a nurse, and that situation might be serious...IBS, rectal absess... cancer, even.

You'd recommend a doctor visit, a thorough rectal exam, and perhaps a colonoscopy for the little princess.

[steve2470]

18. lol

Last edited Sat Aug 24, 2013, 11:01 PM - Edit history (1)

This thread has "DU Hall of Fame" written all over it. Right next to pubes shaving.

[we can do it]

19. I told my friends to talk me down when I went outside (so I did not say anything)

Then everyone started all the pee and poop jokes and it went downhill form there.

They would have been easy to spot in a place that small, the tiaras would have been easily visible.

[elehhhhna]

66. they may have found it that way

[Mnemosyne]

24. I sooo needed this! Thank you, Bigmack!

[we can do it]

37. The princesses need it too!

[Mnemosyne]

42. They certainly earned it, imho. I hate when you can't think what to say until later, that answer is

priceless!

[we can do it]

46. Too bad you weren't with us, we could have made a trip to their table on the way out.

[blogslut]

20. I cleaned a lot of public restrooms in my day...

male/female, young/old, rich/poor, all races, all humans, no matter - people make horrific messes in public toilets.

[we can do it]

23. I think you are right - you never know who will leave a mess.

[Mnemosyne]

25. I've cleaned them too, it would gag a maggot!

Nice work, if you can get it!

[blogslut]

29. I've told this before

I worked in one nightclub where the ladies stuffed whole rolls of TP in the toilet. We ended up taking all the paper products out.

[Mnemosyne]

34. Disgusting trash. The men's room was always 'cleaner' than the women's, always. nt

[we can do it]

39. The line is always shorter , too. Maybe making a mess takes time.

[Mnemosyne]

43. And it apparently takes two or more for teamwork! I hate public restrooms. nt

[we can do it]

44. Me too, but when you gotta go- be neat about it!

[Mnemosyne]

94. I admit it, I've sometimes used the men's for that very reason. Sometimes you just gotta go NOW.

[WolverineDG]

74. Men pee in the sink

Yeah I know, not all of them. But after coming across that, I refused to clean the men's room in the fast food joint I worked at.

[Mnemosyne]

93. Their aim isn't always great, but at least the sink is more convenient to clean.

[kwassa]

26. How about women using department store dressing rooms as toilets?

When beautiful clean restrooms are less than 100 feet away? Happened repeatedly in a department store I once worked in. The store had to shut down several dressing rooms.

Pee on toilet seats is common in mens rooms, too. Some guys can't be bothered to lift the seat before peeing, and they never flush after doing this, either.

[we can do it]

47. YUK! really?

A friend of mine in high school went home after drinking, got up in the middle of the night and peed in her sock drawer she had left open.....Her mom caught her and she wasn't allowed out for a few weeks.

[kwassa]

49. yeah, and people pee in sinks, showers, and bathtubs, too ...

all gross.

[appleannie1]

56. Or the people in a casino that wet themselves rather than leave the machine they are playing?

[kwassa]

27. and if you think that was bad .....

How about guys having sex in a men's room of a fast food restaurant, hidden only by the stall doors? and this restaurant is only about a block away from the White House? Not just one stall in such use, but several?

I left rather quickly. I had difficulty explaining it to my visiting parents.

[steve2470]

35. oh wow

[fascisthunter]

28. rich brats acting like pigs? No way!!!!

They just feed off the world, and some of them do so in a clean way.

[cali]

87. and you know they were rich, just how?

[840high]

97. I didn't know they were rich.

[snooper2]

116. adding that they might be rich makes the story that more exicting doesn't it!

I bet their parents own guns too...

And they probably left in a fucking Nissan Armada!

[Skittles]

30. it floors me when I see it

because in my entire life I have never left a restroom in a state that could be considered "gross"

[we can do it]

38. Me either.

[DinahMoeHum]

31. Two-legged pigs make messes. Four-legged pigs are intelligent. . .

. . .and except for the wild boars, they're not that violent.

[otohara]

36. When My Kid Was Little

and was playing with his friends having a great time, he'd run in to go to the bathroom and sometimes he was in such a hurry to get back to playing, he'd forget to flush the toilet.

I should have kick his ass I suppose.

He's all grown up now and flushes toilets.
Guess we did something right for our little piggy.

[REP]

40. At your house, your toilet - you deal with the waste

In public, at public toilets - someone else has to deal with it. Not cool (or cute) for kids or adults to do that in public.

[otohara]

48. Shit Happens

when you're 10/11 years old.

Shit happens when you're an old person too - thus Depends.... I took care of an older woman 93 - who kept hiding the fact that she was wetting her pants, the bathroom floor was sticky with pee. Lovely woman, famous designer in her day....Is she a pig too?

I don't think it's necessary to call our kids pigs for forgetting to flush a toilet.

[RedCappedBandit]

115. Love your signature

Reminds me of my own furball

[eShirl]

41. It's the "ew gross, I'll hover to pee and crap instead of sit on a public toilet" mentality

It's like, YEAH it's gross because so many people are hovering and then too grossed out by their own mess to clean up after themselves.

[Raine]

91. Yup, if they would just put their ass on the seat where it belongs

there wouldn't be mess after mess on the seat. For christ's sake if they're worried cause someone else's ass once sat on the seat use a seat protector or put some TP on it plunk your ass down!

[dionysus]

92. i had to hover once. woodstock 99. after holding it for 2 days i had to take a crap.

after a long line to get to the portajohn, I found it was so full, the shit mounded higher than the level of the seat. I didn't know what to do! after many. many minutes I was able to do it standing up, without having to sit on the overflowing shitpile.... I never want to experience that again!

[Rosa Luxemburg]

45. I think 90% of public toilets have pee on the seat

there's even toilet seat covers but there is still pee on the seat. I hate public toilets. I was glad to use a regular toilet in France because there public toilets are basically a hole in the ground.

[mnhtnbb]

50. It's not just little kids. In the last couple of years--when traveling--I cannot tell you

how many gross rest rooms I've encountered. I sometimes wonder whether anyone flushes
the toilet anymore. It almost makes me appreciate the hole in the floor facilities
I've seen in Italy and France!

[Ms. Toad]

51. Their moms likely trained them that way.

I had friends with paranoid parentswho fell in two categories - those whose parents taught them to make a toilet paper nest (which then clogged the toilet) and those whose parents taught them never to touch anything in a public restroom. This means they stood over (or on) toilet seats to pee, and never flushed (because that would require them to touch the handles).

I always expect to find pee on the seats.

What really drove me nuts though was following my spouse into the restroom (whose mom gave her similar training) and encountering pee on the seat. Her explanation - she left it the way she found it.

[napoleon_in_rags]

52. Wow. Stop the news about Syria. Stop the news about the NSA, stop the world. This is important.

This is what matters. This is why I read DU. Carry on, people all over the world deeply want to hear about your potty frustrations.

[kwassa]

59. Will do!

We know what is really important.

[Eleanors38]

69. "potty frustrations?" Not here. I blow it right out.

[napoleon_in_rags]

70. Well I've had my share, to be frank.

But not recently. And I'm glad to hear that you are regular, thank you for sharing Ma'am.

Pee ace.

[Mojo Electro]

53. Two princesses pooping together in a Mexican restaurant bathroom...

..it sounds like a weird dream.

I 'd at the title of your post.

[appleannie1]

54. It was an adult that peed all over the floor in the restaurant I was in yesterday. I had on slacks

and could not use the facility in that condition without getting wet slacks. There is no excuse for that sort of thing.

[LuvLoogie]

57. They may have had difficulty dealing with the long, poofy dresses.

Probably were nervous after the ordeal and forgot protocol. It's too bad no adults offered them any help.

[Jesus Malverde]

58. Some people are taught that they can get cooties in the bathroom.

They won't flush cause the handle has invisible poisons on it. Then they open the door with a tissue and then leave them in a pile on a floor.

Mostly mentally Ill CT's who see bacteria lurking as a hidden force where ever they go.

[WolverineDG]

75. Considering the number of people who don't wash their hands

After using the restroom, using paper to open the door makes a lot of sense.

[Ms. Toad]

96. You actually can get cooties in the bathroom

(and other places).

But only the door handle is critical. Everything else you can wash your hands after, but because many people don't - the door handles are filled with bacteria.

And - personal anecdote - we have one woman at work who never washes her hands (and occasionally leaves horrendous messes in the bathroom), and two others who insist on coming to work sick and pretending they are not. When I had two surgeries a couple of years ago and needed to be sure I didn't come down with a respiratory illness that would prevent surgery I started the practice of never touching any door handles (bathroom or otherwise). In the winter it is easy enough - I just pull my sleeve over my hand when I encounter a doorknob. Summer is a bit harder so I add a few extra handwashes. Before I started this practice I had at least two illnesses a year - since then I've had one cold each year, during the summer when clothing forces me to touch doorknobs regularly - and I'm apparently not as consistent about remembering to wash regularly as I am about avoiding doorknobs when I can.

But - that said - I don't leave them in a pile on the floor. I try to put them in the trash can in the bathroom (and more and more bathrooms are following the practice of putting trash cans by the door because of the recommendation that you open the door with a paper towel). If a trash can in the bathroom isn't convenient, I fold the towel dirty side in, take it with me, and toss it in the next receptacle I see.

[demmiblue]

60. What?! You have never heard of The Princess and the Pee?

[HardTimes99]

72. Bravo! Instant DUZY! Tip of my hat! - n/t

[Liberal_in_LA]

80. lol. good one

[Union Scribe]

88. I lol'd.

That was good

[Codeine]

100. And we have a winner, ladies and gentlemen.

[steve2470]

62. I really feel sorry for OCD and germ-phobic afflicted people in public bathroom situations

I really do. Some stalls and bathrooms are really.....mega ugh.

[rug]

65. Why do some float and others sink?

I think I'll start a thread to find out.

[steve2470]

67. ..............

eta: You are one funny person, I have to tell you that.

[SwampG8r]

71. its related to bacterial breakdown

and the gasses produced

[ForgoTheConsequence]

81. Sure?

I thought it was related to the amount of fat eaten.

[Buns_of_Fire]

86. I had a book several years ago: "Rules of Thumb"...

One of the entries said (and I quote to the best of my recollection) "If your turds float, there's too much fat in your diet."

Another said that half of all fecal matter is composed of dead microbes.

I've been trying to reconcile the two ever since.

[SwampG8r]

109. i am in no way claiming expert status on poo

so you could be right

I am sure that several factors will affect floatiness like whether the foods digested were lighter than water when they went in
I expect anything you ate that would float before you ate it would likely float afterwards
I love du no matter what you say someone will find something to call you out on.

[pipi_k]

108. The ones that float

are whipped full of air.

Like Ivory soap, only a little darker.

[Baitball Blogger]

73. So when I went to that famous restaurant on the Green next to Central Park, I went into the ladies'

room. I didn't like it because there was an attendant that seemed to be hoovering over everybody. You know the type. They hand you a hand towel to dry your hands, expecting a tip.

Every now and then she would check the stall and just as my turn was coming up, she yelled out in disgust, "Ladies, will you please put your ass completely on the seat!"

[RagAss]

76. Sounds like a scene out of a John Waters film.

[emsimon33]

77. The way I have always figured it is that there is a special room in hell for women who pee

on the toilet seat and then do not have the good manners to wipe the seat dry. It is bad enough that their fannies are so pure that they can't touch a public restroom seat or use toilet paper or one of those paper covers to protect themselves, but then that they do not clean up after themselves is....well...a good reason to spend eternity in wet toilet seat hell!!!!!

[Liberal_in_LA]

78. ive heard women teaching their daughter to - "dont touch anything" so kid pees on seat & doesnt

Flush

[Quantess]

79. I hope someone said something to the parents.

The parents actually might not have any idea their darlings are disrespectful slobs out in public.

[Duer 157099]

82. I'm confused. The woman coming out of the men's room that said "good luck"

sounded like she had already had a peak inside the ladies room which was why she decided to go to the men's room.

Those little girls probably went in there for something else, maybe to just wash their hands or something. I doubt they made that mess. Why did you assume they did?

[gollygee]

98. That's what it sounded like to me too

a lot of assumptions in this thread. If that woman was in the men's room while the girls were in there, she couldn't have known what the girls did in there. It had to have happened before they got in there. But let's have fun trashing kids, as it's a popular pastime.

[Warren DeMontague]

89. Which explains why Shitzerella was one of Disney's least popular Princesses.

Followed closely by the Little Turdmaid.

[Zorra]

103. Tinkle Bell was definitely the worst of the lot. nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

107. Definitely one of the lesser-known characters.

Along with the 8th and 9th Dwarves, Sleazy and Pervy.

[pipi_k]

110. Oh yeah?

What about Pee-nochio?

And his vile little insect friend, Jiminy Crapit?

[devils chaplain]

95. A lot of kings and princesses in the world today...

Cleaning up their messes is for the little people.

[pipi_k]

101. It's not just kids...

There have been times when I've gone into a stall in the ladies room and found a used sanitary napkin just lying there on the floor next to the toilet.

WTF????

Is it really so difficult to fold the damned thing on itself and roll it into a ball inside some TP and deposit it in the trash if there's no receptacle in the stall?


You would think that the womens rest room would be way cleaner than the mens room but in many cases, it's even more gross.

[gollygee]

102. Why do you assume the girls did that?

In fact, I'd say it's impossible if the woman coming out of the men's room knew what was in the women's room, as she couldn't possibly have seen it after the girls came out of there. Those girls probably had to wash their hands and were in that horrible bathroom to do it.

[Peregrine Took]

106. I once saw an elderly "seat pee'er" get called out by the Hispanic/Latina cleaning lady

She went in to clean right after the lady had left the stall and was grossed out and she knew exactly who the culprit was so she follower her right out to the sink area and called her on her misdeed.

The woman fought right back in the tone of "how dare YOU speak to me like that!" Probably went out and reported her to management.

[treestar]

113. I hate the behavior of those afraid to sit down on the seat

because of imaginary germs there. So they pee all over the seat. Then don't bother to clean it up, in any way. Just ignores the fact other people will ever want to use that toilet. Like, I used it, can't sit down because of germs of other people, but then leaving worse germs behind me is nothing. Only I matter.

[Initech]

114. You've never been to a music festival, I take it.

I went Coachella one year and the facilities they provided were so rancid people in my group were contemplating wearing diapers for the rest of the weekend because that was the more sanitary option. Ugh...

That said I would not have attempted to clean that up myself, I would have gone to management.

[steve2470]

119. last scatalogical bump nt

[JCMach1]

120. Not just kids... It is mostly the adults who manage to pee all over the seat, bowl

and floor in my business...

Grinds my gears, because I like to keep the facilities as clean as I can.

Having said that, at least it is not the Middle-East where people LOVED to wash themselves for prayers on the toilet seat... so, you would find water everywhere and dirty feet prints all over the seat itself.




YUCK!

However, they beat us in one point in toilet etiquette... the wonderful sprayers to clean your bottom thoroughly. Toilet paper is highly overrated...