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bearssoapbox

(1,408 posts)
Sun Aug 25, 2013, 08:16 AM Aug 2013

This might make you smile.

It did me.

Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea, two prawns were swimming around. One called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, “I’m fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten”.

Suddenly a large mysterious cod appeared and said “Your wish is granted”. Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin began to realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn’t see his old pal.

“Where’s Christian?” he asked. “He’s at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark” came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian’s abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted “It’s me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again”.

Christian replied “No way man, you’ll eat me. You’re now a shark, the enemy, and I’ll not be tricked into being your dinner!” Justin cried back “No, I’m not! That was the old me! I’ve changed!”

“I’ve found Cod. I’m a Prawn again Christian!”
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This might make you smile. (Original Post) bearssoapbox Aug 2013 OP
Thanks bearsoapbox! That is a good one. Mnemosyne Aug 2013 #1
Thanks for the welcome. bearssoapbox Aug 2013 #3
You too?! It's been one of those months here too. Mnemosyne Aug 2013 #5
*groan*, but a good one. Arkansas Granny Aug 2013 #2
Glad it made you smile. bearssoapbox Aug 2013 #4
That's the best I've seen since a giant insect consumed a midwestern state ... in other words ... 11 Bravo Aug 2013 #6

bearssoapbox

(1,408 posts)
3. Thanks for the welcome.
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 02:47 AM
Aug 2013

Would have thanked you sooner but it's been another one of those weeks.

And 'you're welcome'.

Mnemosyne

(21,363 posts)
5. You too?! It's been one of those months here too.
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 08:12 AM
Aug 2013

If it's not one thing, it's another.

Hope yours has gotten better!

bearssoapbox

(1,408 posts)
4. Glad it made you smile.
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 02:57 AM
Aug 2013

Nothing like a good *groaner*.

Sorry I didn't answer sooner. (see above reply to Mnemosyne about my week)

11 Bravo

(23,926 posts)
6. That's the best I've seen since a giant insect consumed a midwestern state ... in other words ...
Thu Aug 29, 2013, 08:48 AM
Aug 2013

since a gnat ate Ohio.

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