Everytime I open my mouth, my face disappears!" Please come CAPTION The Donald!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("She was behind on her rent, so I had to kick Mom out. I didn't feel good about it, you understand&quot Trump is saying: "Bill, I simply disagree with them, is all I'm saying. . . . The students at Trump U got a heck of a lot more than they paid for at $32,000 a pop. . . . Each one received an in-depth examination into the heart of cut-throat capitalism, learning in the most indelible way that any person or corporation, no matter how trusted or famous, has a single, three-part purpose: to strip them of as much of their assets as possible, give as little as they can in return, and do it as quickly and efficiently as the conditions allow. . . . We're sort of 'hands on,' as they say."

[darkangel218]

1. "Tweety lost its features on my head!!"

[gordianot]

2. Anyone who paid $32,000 to this grifter got a deserved education P.T. Barnum would be proud!

[dembotoz]

3. it gave folks the chance to be swindled by a real pro

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

4. Tucker, I simply disagree...

that adult diapers hold in the smell! Here smell this!!
Brapppppp

[skip fox]

6. "Depends are especially important for the man on the run."

[skip fox]

5. "I hate to say I'm right all the time, but I have to because

I'm right all the time."