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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAlabama Legislature Proposes Law Banning Family Reunions
http://www.newsyoushouldn'tbelieve.comAlabama State Senator Introduces Reunion Ban over Same Sex PDAs
by Shirley Cousins
Birmingham, 1PM -An Alabama State Senator has introduced a bill making family reunions illegal in the state. Sen. Beauregard Whiplash (R), in a press conference held on the Capitol steps, explained the bill, saying "I had the displeasure of attending a family reunion this past week, and I was shocked beyond belief to see so many cousins in that family hugging and kissing each other brazenly and openly. Such public displays of affection even occurred between cousins of the same sex. To make matters worse, small children were there and witnessed this shocking behavior. The impression such a travesty might have on young children cannot be a good thing. Why, I even saw adults encouraging youngsters, even toddlers, to engage in similar behavior. One woman told a child who could not be more than 3 years old to 'kiss your sweet cousin, Laurel, now...' and actually photographed the spectacle."
It is unclear at this point whether the bill has broad-based support in the Legislature, but if it passes, it could change the way families gather for decades to come. Similar bills are being introduced in other states by beleaguered Republicans, according to reports.
by Shirley Cousins
Birmingham, 1PM -An Alabama State Senator has introduced a bill making family reunions illegal in the state. Sen. Beauregard Whiplash (R), in a press conference held on the Capitol steps, explained the bill, saying "I had the displeasure of attending a family reunion this past week, and I was shocked beyond belief to see so many cousins in that family hugging and kissing each other brazenly and openly. Such public displays of affection even occurred between cousins of the same sex. To make matters worse, small children were there and witnessed this shocking behavior. The impression such a travesty might have on young children cannot be a good thing. Why, I even saw adults encouraging youngsters, even toddlers, to engage in similar behavior. One woman told a child who could not be more than 3 years old to 'kiss your sweet cousin, Laurel, now...' and actually photographed the spectacle."
It is unclear at this point whether the bill has broad-based support in the Legislature, but if it passes, it could change the way families gather for decades to come. Similar bills are being introduced in other states by beleaguered Republicans, according to reports.
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Alabama Legislature Proposes Law Banning Family Reunions (Original Post)
MineralMan
Aug 2013
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hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)1. OMG!
MineralMan
(146,254 posts)2. I know...what, indeed?
It just goes to show you...
ret5hd
(20,482 posts)4. I predict that in the VERY near future...
you will feel REALLY stupid.
cali
(114,904 posts)3. lol. great little piece of satire
Drale
(7,932 posts)6. Da Fuck did I just read?
How the fuck to these people stay alive? How have they not been killed crossing the street or trying to like the electrical socket?
kestrel91316
(51,666 posts)8. Um......(tapping Drale on shoulder).........it's satire.
Drale
(7,932 posts)11. I realize that now
the link didn't work at first but still doesn't answer my question because there are people who get elected that this stupid.
ret5hd
(20,482 posts)9. Another prediction:
You also will feel VERY stupid in the VERY near future.
Archae
(46,301 posts)7. Poe's Law in effect here...
MineralMan
(146,254 posts)12. As is usually true.
What would we do without Poe's Law, after all.
I understand that Poe's Law is supported by ALEC, and will be introduced in over 20 states next year.
Nye Bevan
(25,406 posts)10. So many sites trying to be "The Onion".
And failing.
MineralMan
(146,254 posts)13. I know. Why, that site has crashed completely
over this...
olddots
(10,237 posts)14. Beauregard is Snidely's son isn't he ?
MineralMan
(146,254 posts)15. So I understand from Shirley Cousins.
...
joeybee12
(56,177 posts)16. You know, it sounds so stupid...
That you know it WILL happen someday.
MineralMan
(146,254 posts)17. That could happen.