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Mikeystyle

(208 posts)
Sun Feb 26, 2012, 05:22 PM Feb 2012

Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons

For the past several days a coalition of inter-denominational straight and gay activists has secretly performed gay marriages and religious conversions between deceased Mormons in states where gay marriages are legal.

The movement is in reaction to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints practice of baptizing the dead of different religions without the consent of their surviving family members. Many Holocaust victims, former football star Pat Tillman and President Barack Obama’s late mother are among those who’ve been baptized posthumously by the church.

“The Mormon Church said it would stop this practice years ago and yet it keeps on happening. They simply don’t care how offensive this. They’re saying someone else’s religion doesn’t matter,” said a coalition leader who asked to be identified only as Rabbi Feinberg. “They’re taking away my people’s Jewishness so we’re doing the same to them. Last night we gave bar mitzvahs to Joseph Smith, Brigham Young and John Taylor. Then we gay married the three of them together, since they all believed in polygamy. Now, in the eyes of the Lord they’re three dead gay Jews.”

http://www.thechicagodope.com/2012/02/26/activists-posthumously-gay-marry-dead-mormons/

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Activists posthumously gay marry dead Mormons (Original Post) Mikeystyle Feb 2012 OP
BwAhahahaaaa AC_Mem Feb 2012 #1
LOLOL! OneGrassRoot Feb 2012 #2
Comedy Gold! MineralMan Feb 2012 #3
Oh pleezzee, Gay marry Joseph Smith !! rustydog Feb 2012 #4
"...three dead gay Jews" tularetom Feb 2012 #5
lol fascisthunter Feb 2012 #6
I presided over the gay marriages of quite a few dead Mormons this week... RevStPatrick Feb 2012 #7
Possibly the best thread title in months. kayakjohnny Feb 2012 #8
This just gets better & better! Nt xchrom Feb 2012 #9
kicker-oodle-doo rurallib Feb 2012 #10
Genius. (nt) enough Feb 2012 #11
The lesson here is: stevenleser Feb 2012 #12
Why would it infuriate them? jberryhill Feb 2012 #23
I don't need respect for my (non-beliefs) snooper2 Feb 2012 #26
That is an interior design nightmare. Neoma Feb 2012 #32
Will you folk please stop jerking my chain about baptising dead people. Now you're ... wandy Feb 2012 #13
That's actually the same idea Lewis Black has. Initech Feb 2012 #18
I love it. morningfog Feb 2012 #14
oh, I wish!! dana_b Feb 2012 #15
Hell yes, I love this idea! Initech Feb 2012 #16
Pure win Dead_Parrot Feb 2012 #17
that's funny ibegurpard Feb 2012 #19
So now, in addition to DNR (Do Not Resusitate) orders Utopian Leftist Feb 2012 #20
LoL! Please tell me it's not a spoof? snot Feb 2012 #21
call it truth in fiction Mikeystyle Feb 2012 #33
Perfect! glinda Feb 2012 #22
Another salvo.... markbark Feb 2012 #24
This sounds like something from the Onion iandhr Feb 2012 #25
Indeed...eom Kolesar Feb 2012 #29
I love it! BigDemVoter Feb 2012 #27
I think we need to start posting the marriage announcements. "Joseph Smith, Brigham Young Vincardog Feb 2012 #28
I literally laughed out loud!!! nt Lucky Luciano Feb 2012 #30
So glad we don't have to see the garter ceremony. The Doctor. Feb 2012 #31

MineralMan

(146,317 posts)
3. Comedy Gold!
Sun Feb 26, 2012, 05:37 PM
Feb 2012


Heck, I've been unbaptizing Mormons who are baptising the dead for years. No planet for them, I tell you. If the deity actually exists, they'll all have some 'splainin' to do, I think.

"What's this nonsense, dude? This is messed up. Who told you to do this stuff? Now, the database is all screwed up, and we've had to divert a bunch of COBOL programmer angels to try to get it straightened up again. I'm afraid you'll have to take the down escalator. Pity..."

tularetom

(23,664 posts)
5. "...three dead gay Jews"
Sun Feb 26, 2012, 05:47 PM
Feb 2012


Karma bites the moron church right in the ass.

I hope they keep this up long enough to stop this dumbass practice.
 

stevenleser

(32,886 posts)
12. The lesson here is:
Sun Feb 26, 2012, 06:17 PM
Feb 2012

The lesson here is, if you want people to have respect for your religious beliefs (or non-beliefs as the case may be), you need to have respect for theirs. I have no doubt that the bar mitzvahs and gay marriages of John Smith, Brigham Young and various other Mormon patriarchs is going to infuriate Mormons, but they brought it on themselves by the posthumous proxy baptisms of holocaust victims.

 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
23. Why would it infuriate them?
Mon Feb 27, 2012, 02:33 AM
Feb 2012

From their perspective, such rituals are meaningless.

Any Evangelical Christian will tell you that unless Anne Frank accepted Jesus as her savior, then she is eternally damned. That is their belief. Do you respect that?

 

snooper2

(30,151 posts)
26. I don't need respect for my (non-beliefs)
Mon Feb 27, 2012, 11:34 AM
Feb 2012

I am so tired of hearing that line-

Respect other peoples religous beliefs?


What does that really mean anyway? Don't chuckle because they are 56 years old and still believe the mythical tales they were taught as a child? Respect their design choices?




wandy

(3,539 posts)
13. Will you folk please stop jerking my chain about baptising dead people. Now you're ...
Sun Feb 26, 2012, 06:20 PM
Feb 2012

going ahead and marrying them. Next thing you'll be telling me they want drivers licences and passports or something.
See what I care, dig up Reagen; elect him president; won't be any better than he was the first time around.

Initech

(100,080 posts)
18. That's actually the same idea Lewis Black has.
Sun Feb 26, 2012, 06:40 PM
Feb 2012

And his justification was that if we had a zombie president it'd be the only thing that would scare the crap out of the terrorists.

Utopian Leftist

(534 posts)
20. So now, in addition to DNR (Do Not Resusitate) orders
Sun Feb 26, 2012, 11:36 PM
Feb 2012

we have to leave Do Not Baptize orders as well?

I'd sure hate to suffer Mormon eternity. I don't even own a sweater vest.

markbark

(1,560 posts)
24. Another salvo....
Mon Feb 27, 2012, 09:50 AM
Feb 2012

in the age-old war over who has the better imaginary friend. At least this time there were no fatalities, just hilarity.

Vincardog

(20,234 posts)
28. I think we need to start posting the marriage announcements. "Joseph Smith, Brigham Young
Mon Feb 27, 2012, 01:21 PM
Feb 2012

and John Taylor wish to announce their nuptials today.

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