Right-wing panic

[ProSense]

Exhibit A, this troll post at Daily Kos: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/02/26/1068538/-Barry-Hussein-s-War-On-America-Homefront-Edition-

Fascinating fail!

From the comments


http://www.dailykos.com/comments/1068538/45121229#c15



http://www.dailykos.com/comments/1068538/45121366#c36

[barbtries]

1. first paragraph:

Everywhere we look we see tangible evidence of the depredations of Barry MaoBama Hussein and his Marxist brethren. Actually, it’s difficult at times to ascertain just exactly whose drummer Obama is stepping lightly to. We can see the tangible results of his masterful foreign policy. Mr. Apology is working overtime to placate a bunch of seventh century tribal savages, while his rules of engagement are ensuring that more of our Marines and soldiers are being killed for no reason other than his ineptitude… or his malice. Take your pick.

i guess they leave these up there. will they kick off the writer? i love Daily Kos but have never to this point mastered the interface. will now go enjoy the comments which i'm sure will be worth it.

[ProSense]

2. Fourth paragraph

It boggles the mind to consider that Republicans are stupid enough to allow the left to control and dictate the very substance of our primary candidate debates. This is just what we’ve been talking about all along. It’s what the 2010 elections were all about. We, as conservatives, are totally fed up with the depredations of the DeMarxists and, as the Tea Party Patriot driven Republican sweep of the election showed, fully 70% of America agreed. Far more than that though… it reinforced the revulsion most of us felt for the perpetually erroneous plans and schemes of the establishment Republicans.

[barbtries]

3. lol

i wish i knew how to re-post this picture: http://www.flickr.com/photos/48076930@N02/4801801877/

[ProSense]

4. Here

[barbtries]

7. thank you

i just right-clicked on this one and found "upload to photobucket" - so i did. this one really made me laugh.

[ProSense]

10. LOL! n/t

[pinboy3niner]

12. LOL and Thankyou!

With all the trolls visiting US lately, this will come in handy!

[New Yawker]

17. Here.. Hax0red it for you

[barbtries]

5. okay, now that i've been reading for a bit.

(priceless images in the comments!)
what's a donut on Kos? is it kinda like a pizza used to be on DU? which i miss.

[ProSense]

6. It's a

troll rating.

Someone also added to the tags: Trollz, Yet another POS right wing diary

LOL!

[barbtries]

8. thanks

i also saw "HR" mentioned frequently which i gather refers to alerting on the troll?

[pinboy3niner]

9. The comments also noted that he cross-posted it all over the place

He was so proud of his unintelligent drivel that he had to show it off!

[ProSense]

11. Yup!

[spanone]

13. fuck 'em one and all.

[The Doctor.]

14. This is actually a little frightening...

... People actually believe this shit.

In this nation, there are so many people so intellectually stunted and with such strong opinions about issues they know virtually nothing about. This is dangerous, and if you told them that their ignorance makes them dangerous, they would be proud of it.

[HughBeaumont]

15. I don't know where the idiocy begins or the fail ends . . .

Taxation isn't theft and the wealthy/corporations AREN'T paying their fair share. Only a brainless dumbass who wears a duct-tape underwear helmet and sniffs his own skid marks would believe they are . . . oh, wait . . .

The media doesn't lean left. There isn't a major cable news station that even leans moderate. Even in the 70s and 80s, prior to the corporate purchasing, they didn't really take corporations/the wealthy to task much. Only an idiotic skullfucked asshat who drums his pee-pee with mallets would still play this "leftist media" card . . . . er . . . .

To think that a centrist president should be likened to a totalitarian Chinese dictator would likely require just enough brain power to eat a bowl of Cream of Wheat by continually slamming your gaping mouth in it.


Your best friend is you.

[pinboy3niner]

16. Any schoolteacher would give MacLure's essay a grade of 'F'

It indulges in snarky name-calling and repetition of talking points without providing any support for its claims.

There is no evidence of critical thought here. Nor evidence of intelligent life.

Pretty sad. And sadder still that he took such pride in what he wrote that that he cross-posted it all over.

Even some conservative websites probably would find this falling far short of their standards...

[barbtries]

18. another great visual from the comments

[Amonester]

19. Another paranoid warmonger badly needing mental treatments...

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/12/12/813443/-You-Gotta-Be-Kidding-Me-

You Gotta Be Kidding Me, Indeed...

[pinboy3niner]

20. Yeah...but someone has a solution...

[Amonester]

21. :))

http://www.cartoonstock.com/cartoonview.asp?catref=mban1772

(C) cartoons

[pinboy3niner]

22. Even Faux News got one thing right...

[hifiguy]

23. That guy needs a horse-sized shot of Thorazine

or Haldol, STAT. Nurse!! Nurse!!!

[Sheepshank]

24. I hope they keep this guy around until election time

When this type of entertainment comes aong for free, one doesn't look a gift horse in the mouth.

[geardaddy]

25. It looks like he was banned.

[JHB]

26. He's a (movement) Patriot, don'tcha know

From one of his other rants (not gonna link to it, you can find it easy enough from the one in the OP):

There’s somewhere between 60 and 80 million Patriots out here just waiting to clean your clock. The shape and size of the coming wave of change is starting to make itself felt. There will be a very thorough house cleaning this time. And Barry… while you’re cleaning out your office, be sure to tell everyone how irrelevant the Patriot Movement is.

60 to 80 million capital P Patriots of the Patriot Movement. That would be the survivalist/militia guys. Riiiiight.

I'm surprised his foam doesn't float away, since it has so much hot air in it.