"Ma, he stole my ball again!" . . . Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!

[skip fox]

Rush (The Evaginator of the Whine) Limbaugh is saying: "Friends tell me I sound 'just like Martin Luther King!' . . . I'm quoting. . . . Not just the voice itself, . . . or even the vocal patterns, or enunciation, . . . or the particular phrasings and pauses for emphasis so our audience can contemplate our profound thoughts and the soundness of our arguments, . . . but the thoughts themselves!, the values and ideals!, . . . even the empathy and the ever-present weight of a spiritual imperative! . . . . Who would believe it?"

[Motown_Johnny]

1. "That's Right, just like Dr. King, if he was a whining old fat blowhard full of shit moron."

[SummerSnow]

2. I can't even caption I'm so disgusted

[skip fox]

3. Sometimes CAPTIONs are based on nothing other than the subject's general hypoocrisy,

racism, stupidity, bellicosity, etc., sometimes they're very close to what the person actually said (it's hard to satirize these freaks occasionally beyond presenting the actuality of their consciousness in speech), but they are often at least loosely based on a certain story, as this grew from a Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/research/2013/08/27/rush-limbaugh-has-heard-he-sounds-like-martin-l/195628

[Shankapotomus]

4. Nothing like MLK

But PigBoy does have a certain self-styled eloquence sometimes:

[skip fox]

6. Very sweet.

I usually don't like these sorts of things, but the lyrics and graphics and timing were more than worth it.

[Shankapotomus]

7. I'm usually hesitant about such

juvenile content as well but I seem to always be able to make an exception for PigBoy and his intolerant ilk. Ultimately, probably not the right strategy but sometimes I just want to hurt the guy. I hope fathead cries on his ginormous pillow tonight.

[skip fox]

8. Humor is the weapon of choice for many of us.

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As Dorn wrote his comic verse to "blow them all to shreds."

[lpbk2713]

5. He may never get to the mountain top ...

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not while he's running as fast as he can toward the lowest point of the lowest valley.