Damn country's going to hell in a handbasket, I tell you

[dixiegrrrrl]

THIS:

[PoliticAverse]

1. Sorry, I'm sticking with Billy Bass...

[leftstreet]

2. OMG I want one

[Skittles]

4. I bet I could drive my cats nuts with that thing

PAYBACK!!!

[pnwmom]

8. I was thinking exactly the same thing

about my dog who has been so annoying lately . . .

[dflprincess]

12. I'm not so sure

I thought the Golden Retriever in the ad was on to it and gave the kid a look that said "Humans are soooo stupid!"

[pnwmom]

15. You're right. Unless they managed to make that good bird smell.

[Junkdrawer]

3. If it's a hit, I'm going to start selling self-trepanning kits....

call 'em Perfect Punctures....

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. I can cheerfully supply you with lots of names and numbers for cold calls,

if you like.

[longship]

5. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I tell you.

Perfect Pretty Polly is just the beginning.

Just wait for Vinz Clortho to arrive on the scene. He'll tell you!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

7. Things People Do for Entertainment.

Like for instance playing video games, when they could be learning a skill, making something useful or learning a musical instrument.

But hey, I'm just not hip....

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. I do not think the conures are in any threat

Of getting replaced.

[a kennedy]

10. and I'm not kidding you.....I saw this and thought, OMG we are going to hell in a handbasket...

ha ha ha, thanks dixiegrrrrl this is just to funny.

[dixiegrrrrl]

13. the best part is...you can turn it off!!!

That's right...after half the commercial emphasizes how the cheerful fake bird noise is such a pleasure,
then they point out that your 15.00 plus S&H implulse buy can be turned off and more or less be a colorful pet rock.

[Mnemosyne]

11. Call now and we'll double the offer! omg nt

[7wo7rees]

14. Amen! Saw this late one nite and could not believe it.

Hell is right! I just don"t understand why they left off the "call now and you can get two" offer. Waiting 4 that one, probably round XMas..............

[Jefferson23]

16. The live parakeet staring at the toy is suppose to ensure you're buying a great replica? lol

The actors used to stage these commercials are hilarious, watching a grown man and woman
looking joyful at the dopey fake bird.


You gave me a good laugh..thanks for posting.