Oh, Shemane Nugent. I'm sorry you got a head like a po-tay-to. I really am.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Mrs. Ted Nugent Arrested For Taking Gun Into Airport

http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/08/mrs-ted-nugent-arrested-for-taking-gun-into-airport/



Ted Nugent’s wife Shemane, (yes, her name is fucking Shemane), was arrested after she brought a gun into an airport terminal in Dallas. Apparently, Mrs. Cat Scratch Fever forgot that you can’t take loaded weapons on or near an airplane. The Dallas/Ft. Worth Airport cops took her away and it’s unclear what happened after that.

HAT TIP to anyone who got the F.Z. reference in my thread title.

[Turbineguy]

1. Nice how the pic

has "I'm with stupid" cropped out.

[Link Speed]

2. Oxy eyes

Totally pinned.

[amb123]

3. Crazy Republican Eyes

Like Michelle Bachman and Cindy McCain. The look of a blindly obedient Stepford Wife.

[zbdent]

4. what would be hilarious is to take someone who doesn't know the Nugent klan

and toes the Repug line, and ask them to point out, in a picture of a mixed crowd, the person named "Shemane" ...

[riverwalker]

5. how can people forget they have a gun?

But a redacted arrest report issued after the airport’s legal department reviewed it included that the handgun discovered by TSA screeners who X-rayed Nugent’s black carry-on bag was a Smith and Wesson .38 Special revolver. The revolver was in a black leather zipper case, said airport police officer Gary Goodson — one of two officers called by the screeners. In addition, 15 rounds of .38-caliber ammunition were found, the report said.

Goodson reported that there were five rounds in the revolver, and 10 rounds in a side pocket of the leather case.

Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/2013/08/29/5119749/wife-of-rock-guitarist-ted-nugent.html#storylink=cpy

[Drifter]

6. Gather the mammies for ...

another thrilling number.

[Tanuki]

7. Here she is---I don't think it's about her head

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[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Who dresses that dung sack next to her?

Seriously.