The New Poems of Sarah Palin

[Are_grits_groceries]

On Feb. 23, the state of Alaska released more than 17,000 emails from former governor Sarah Palin’s final months in office. As in her previous cache of correspondence, the emails contain new comedic verse by the Belle of Wasilla worthy of the poems in her 2011 collection published by Byliner Originals, I Hope Like Heck.


A Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy
I know.
And I just told someone:
We’re not paranoid
They really are after us!


Marital Problems
So
Speaking of…
If we,
Er,
When we
Get a divorce,
Does that quell
The ‘conflict of interest’ accusation
With BP?

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/02/28/sarah-palin-s-newly-released-emails-re-envisioned-as-poems.html

Better than listening to her....

[Scuba]

1. So Sarah's haiku is....

Er,
When we
Get a divorce,
Does that quell
The ‘conflict of interest’ ?