Ever notice that the freepies sit around waiting for videotapes that don't exist? First there was

[Happyhippychick]

the infamous "whitey" tape - the tape that supposedly existed showing Michelle Obama and Louis Farrakhan screaming in church about how "whitey" has kept them down. The freepies waited for months with baited breath, convinced this was the end of the Obama candidacy (he wasn't Prez yet). And it never came.

Now they've been promised tapes by Breitbart and it looks like they won't see those either.

They are so gullible. I want to clunk their heads together like Moe and Curly.

[RKP5637]

1. Yep, gullible and also delusional. n/t

[get the red out]

2. That's why they've kept their VCRs

Even though they no longer remember how they work.

[DiverDave]

3. Hey I wanna see you clunk

the knotheads together...that'll be a hoot!
hee-hee

[The Doctor.]

4. Actually, I believe a tape exists

of Michelle Obama saying "Why'd he..." during some kind of function.

The reason we will never see the tape is because it's obvious she was asking a question and was not using the term 'whitey'.

[Happyhippychick]

5. Nope, that was the excuse as to why the tape was never found.

[Major Hogwash]

6. Breitbart was like Limbaugh in that he knew his fans were morons.

Just like RimJob.
They all know their audience and they play to it.
They don't really care about America, they only care about how famous they can make themselves.

Like when Drudge first started, using the internet to pass along unsubstantiated gossip that was given to him.
And then one day, he got some substantiated gossip, and he bought a fedora!!

This is funnier if you know what McConnell said about the President of the United States yesterday on the floor of the Senate getting a hipster fedora because he didn't approve the Keystone XL pipeline.

Swear to gawd, McConnell has to be the stupidest Senator ever elected to the Senate.
He's not senile.
He's just that stupid.

[Dirty Socialist]

7. I Remember when Clinton Left Office

A righty I know told me there was footage of Clinton, as a college student, burning an American flag in London. He said the footage would be released in April... of 2001.