Elisabeth's debut on Fox & Friends!!!! . . . Please come CAPTION The Donald!!!

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Donald ("The weight of my hair gives my head a hernia&quot Trump is saying: "You don't need to worry about that, Elizabeth. . . . It's time to show your intelligence. . . . No more hen-talk on 'The View!' . . . Fox hired you to stand toe-to-toe with Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade!. . . You're with the intellectual giants now! . . . I don't have the slightest doubt that you're up to it. . . Not the slightest!! . . . . So you don't really have to worry about your nails. . . They look great. . . . Simply marvelous!"


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The above CAPTION is loosely (very) based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/elisabeth-hasselbeck-fox-friends-debut-donald-trump_n_3933826.html?utm_hp_ref=media

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1. The Donald is saying:

"What the news needs is less journalism and more pretty, well-endowed women. . . . Journalists will only confuse you, but pretty chicks will make you think of just one thing."

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2. "And then I'd pull your head down like this, and then . . .

It's actually quite refined!"