A eulogy for Andrew Breitbart.
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Before the corporate media brings its campaign to canonize Andrew Breitbart up to full steam, I thought it would be good to tell the world what I really thought of him...
We're accustomed, and even jaded by the amount of evil that comes from the Republican Party. Sure, Rush Limbaugh is evil, as are Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter, and countless other deluminaries. But it is in very few places, even among the Republicans, that you can find the kind of pure, black-hearted, demonic malevolence that we saw in Andrew Breitbart.
He was an accomplished liar and brilliant propagandist that would have brought a tear to the eye of Joseph Goebbels. He had the talent for inspiring pure hatred that only the likes of Julius Streicher could match. His fanatical followers on Twitter and elsewhere displayed a mind-boggling level of venom towards anyone Breitbart pointed his finger at.
He left a trail of destruction and demonization in his life that few can equal. Among his innocent victims were ACORN, and Shirley Sherrod. Through the use of low-lifes like James O'Keefe, almost comical ruses, and fiendishly clever video-editing, he turned good people into cartoons, left twisting in the wind before the vultures in Congress. He had a special antipathy towards the Occupy movement, caricaturing them as rapists, dirty-commie-hippies, and called them "freaks and animals."
I'm certain to be harshly criticized for this rant which speaks ill of the dead, and really, I just don't care what people think of me for it. I would just note that Andrew Breitbart committed this sin with glee. When Ted Kennedy died, Breitbart tweeted "I'll shut my mouth for Carter. That's just politics. Kennedy was a special pile of human excrement."
Breitbart lacked compassion, empathy, mercy and the slightest speck of human kindness. He was a malicious, remorseless, conscienceless, soulless, narcissistic psychopath that can only have died by burning out his own heart with hate. I mean it sincerely when I call him "subhuman" because he lacks the very elements of decency that are among the prerequisites of basic humanity.
Andrew Breitbart was a lamprey-mouthed reptilian predator disguised in human skin. He was a murder-succoring cockroach. He was so evil in life that I could be convinced that Satan himself called him down from life last night, to bring him to his law school in the Abyss, and train him to serve as his personal attorney.
I would suggest that an appropriate way to mark his death is not with a traditional funeral, or any ceremony at all. The best way would be simply to cut his bloated corpse into pieces, put them in trash bags and throw them ignominiously into the nearest landfill.
Good riddance to festering garbage.
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She was preparing a defamation suit against him, and she'd recently won a ruling. Which makes me wonder if suicide isn't a possibility.
Aside from that, carry on.
rocktivity
not even he could come up with as fitting a eulogy for this bag of ass that you did! 
K&R.
I can recall when Roy Cohn died back in the mid-1980s, and so many "upstanding, respected journalists" bent over backward to try and make his legacy seem not quite so bad as it was, but one writer in particular (and I'm tearing my hair out trying to recall who it was) had the guts to express himself the way you did, and it made me stand up and applaud.
Wish I'd written it.
But I think somebody else is. 
For all that say the mods don't notice and/or slow...I offer you a one post troll.
He/she didn't even make it out of the starting gate...they didn't troll well because they never got a chance. And cannot reply to my post.
Oh one post troll, we never knew ye. Thankfully.
I LOVE it ... TOTALLY agree on EVERYTHING! 
