I am probably going to be stomped for this but...
I don't know why I like Putin.
It isn't because I agree with him or anything.
It isn't even because of what he stands for.
I think I like him, because he is a constant source of amusement for me.
His facial expressions are hilarious, like a big goofball who can't control it when he sees something he likes.
He is like a dog, but instead of being distracted by squirrels, he goes "oooh breasts".
He goes around shirtless thinking he looks manly, but it only makes him look like a goober.
He acts so stiff, but bouncing at the same time.
He just has one of those faces. Kinda like Steven Seagal where he thinks he is being cool but is just unintentionally funny.
Alright, I guess I don't actually like Putin, I just find him funny for the wierdest things.
I mean, he has his own country and we can't do much about what he does, so I put him far away from my concerns, and just laugh at him.
I take amusement wherever I can find it.