The Hostage takers Boner and Can'tor just came out with a list of new demands

[Heather MC]

We will send out two Gov. Agencies, For a Pizza and a Helicopter

[riqster]

1. Can'tor! Priceless

[Blue Owl]

2. Can't, or Won't?

These fuckos are just being stubborn dicks.

[Heather MC]

7. Thanks I think they are Cartoon Charactors

The Mis-Adventures of Boner and Can'tor
It's about two dudes who drink a lot and come up with stupid ideas when they are drinking
and then they go out and try to implement their ideas while still drunk

Oh it's so funny the troubles they get into
Once they shutdown the government to stop a law that couldn't.

[riqster]

9. The Hangover, Part 4: Shutdown!

[Heather MC]

10. The stories write themselves!!!

[clydefrand]

3. are you refering to the LIARS conference?

(They called it a NEWS conference). These people are way below insane/stupid. Why, oh why, won't ANY ONE in the media call them like they are LIAR, LIAR, WHOLE BODY ON FIRE.

[Heather MC]

5. Pisses me off too

the way the Media doesn't say but wait a minute. Passing the budget has nothing to do with a law that is ALREADY A LAW
Go pass a budget none of this other stuff matters and you know it

[B Calm]

4. Cantor looked like has had one too many this morning. Snobby little prick

makes me sick.

[Heather MC]

6. I hate that he is from my State ugggghhh

[LordGlenconner]

8. AND a monster truck

[Heather MC]

13. They have to get to the helicopter in something. This is a reasonable request

[Orsino]

11. Breaking: Dems cave, offer 2-liter diet soda and ten-minute head start. n/t

[Heather MC]

12. Eww Diet Coke don't take the deal!!!

[UTUSN]

14. Attica!1 Attica!1 Attica!1 Attica!1