Toon - Ask Yourself: "What Would Boehner Do?" (Then Don't Do That)

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[Blue Owl]

1. All good except Boner's orange skin tone levels need to be bumped up a bit

[Politicalboi]

2. And he needs a cigarette

[RoccoR5955]

3. And a beer. n/t

[Bernardo de La Paz]

6. Perhaps we can drop skin tone references & the implied racism. Cigarette & booze fair game.

Boehner probably has as much and as little choice about his skin tone as Obama about his.

Boehner's alcohol intake and smoking are lifestyle choices. Therefore they are fair game for ridicule.

[awoke_in_2003]

8. Boehner wasn't born orange...

that comes from spray on tanner.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

10. I understand him to have denied using tanner. Do you have a credible link? nt

[Hassin Bin Sober]

14. So we are taking Boners word for it, eh?

It's a combination of jaundice and spray tan.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

15. You are just speculating. nt

[Hassin Bin Sober]

9. Are you with the OLADL?

[Bernardo de La Paz]

11. No, I am not a member of that genealogical tree.

If you have another meaning, you would best make it unobscure, especially if you are attempting to insult me.

[Paladin]

4. +1000. (nt)

[Bernardo de La Paz]

5. It's a classic. A keeper. nt

[awoke_in_2003]

7. sadly funny. nt

[Laelth]

12. k&r for the truth, however depressing it may be. n/t

-Laelth

[surrealAmerican]

13. k & r

well done