Aging, wrinkled, superficial Hooters servers with tattoos. Discuss...

[MineralMan]

October is Hooters month, I understand.

Would you hire one? Do you find them attractive? This thread has it all.

[jberryhill]

1. I'm waiting to find out if circumcisions are attractive

[MineralMan]

5. October is Hooters month.

Circumcisions have their own month. Are you trying to hijack my thread?

[jberryhill]

17. No, just planning my visit to Hooters

[penultimate]

51. Only if circumcisions are done by a hooters girls on a table at Olive Garden....

*despite my current low post count, I've been around...I nuke my accounts about once a year for some reason I do not fully understand. I was octothorp last and before that I was zevon fan/regret my new name (name change after the elections...I didn't really regret it)*

[fitman]

54. My wife agrees with Elaine on Seinfield regarding uncut men..

n/t

[name not needed]

2. Do they smoke?

[MineralMan]

7. Back by the dumpster.

[Agnosticsherbet]

3. They deserve a living wage, not less than minimum wage plus tips.

I've never in my life been in a Hooters. I have waitresses in my family and their are all underpaid.

[phylny]

4. Is she too old to breastfeed? n/t

[Niceguy1]

6. depends

On what the venue is.

[Llewlladdwr]

8. Are they superficial?

That would be a definite plus...

[MineralMan]

12. Or artificial?

[madville]

9. Sounds like exactly my type

They have to smoke too though. Add that and it sounds like my first two ex-wives.

[MineralMan]

11. Only when it is done right.

Then they smoke.

[Scuba]

10. John McCain's favorite restaurant.

[backscatter712]

13. How about Mrs. Spooge from Breaking Bad?

You dare not call her a skank...

(yes, I've been watching the show. I'm most of the way through the second season.)

[Warren DeMontague]

20. Wow. Man, I'm almost jealous of you.

It really is one hell of a ride.

[REP]

28. Finished this weekend

And yeah, it is.

ETA: at the hospital, when getting my stitches out, I saw a van with both a Santa Muerte and a "My Child is an Honor Student At" sticker. So ... yeah. Probably just a taxi driver. Probably.

[kentuck]

14. Would you like milk in your coffee?

Fresh or creamer?

[BKH70041]

15. It's really a Jewish conspiracy to control the weather and money supply

Don't let them fool you with their clever disguise.

[Warren DeMontague]

16. Are you referring to my calendar? Because it needs an update.

It's 2011, of course, the more things change.

Anyone wants to take it, fix it, change it, go to town. I've got other projects I need to finish first, like the biker tattoos I'm designing for my bridge club.

[MineralMan]

19. Yes.

I thought it was official. It should be...

[Warren DeMontague]

22. It means I have spent WAY too much time here.

I'm so ashamed.

[NRaleighLiberal]

24. where is the all important pubic hair - yes or no? - discussion month?

that one may have set the record for longest thread....

[Warren DeMontague]

30. See? Thats exactly what I mean.

Moon bombing and even PETA dont have the same relevance they once had.

[PasadenaTrudy]

34. Every month

is childfree month in our house...I try to avoid them everywhere, for that matter

[Warren DeMontague]

35. Start a thread. But if you really want it to go places,

You have to frame it not as "I made the right choice for me", it's gotta be "you made the wrong choice for you".



BTW I am glad you made the right choice for you.

[PasadenaTrudy]

39. Huh? n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

43. I mean the flamefests around these issues generally come up

when people try to pass judgment on other people. For a variety of things.

[PasadenaTrudy]

45. So

it's okay to talk about boobs but you can't admit that you don't like kids? No comprende aqui, amigo

[Warren DeMontague]

47. No, you're not hearing what I'm saying.

You understand the difference between doing something yourself and telling someone else what they should do, right?

[Nye Bevan]

18. As long as a server (1) takes my drink order within a few minutes of me being seated;

(2) is reasonably friendly, (3) does not mess up my food order, and (4) comes back to check on us a couple of minutes after the food arrives, I really don't give a shit if they are ugly, wrinkled, tattooed or whatever, and they will still get a 20% tip.

[MineralMan]

21. You cad! 30%!

[pintobean]

32. Same here.

[libodem]

48. Oh, god, yes

That is soooo hawt. Thanks pintobean!

[opiate69]

23. But, do they shave their nethers??

I can't possibly be expected to muster up the exact correct amount of indignation with out that information!

[libodem]

50. When a guy just looks THAT good

He can't be lookin' like Ted Kazinski, down there.

[bluestate10]

25. The food at Hooters sucks. I tried one once, never again. I could care less if the chain

had drop dead gorgeous models, I wouldn't eat there.

[MineralMan]

26. OK...

[riqster]

36. I knew a guy who ordered Hooters take-out.

Really.

[NightWatcher]

27. Pittbulls and Narwhals!!!

Fuck yeah and such, snacking on fried chicken

[msanthrope]

29. Are they serving cornflake-crusted chicken? nt

[MineralMan]

31. Just wings.

[msanthrope]

33. Cheap bastids. nt

[hunter]

37. My favorite tattoo ever...

... a woman caught me glancing at her tattoo.

Magic Mountain, Goliath, Southern California. I was waiting at the exit because the younger family had worn me out. One more extreme roller coaster might have killed me.

A big breasted woman with a tattoo of a big breasted woman on her breast.

She said, "It stretched, just like I did."

Not superficial at all. Just life, and life is good.

[Rex]

38. Ask a subjective question and freak out at the answers?

What people find attractive is very subjective. The freak out over other peoples opinions on a public forum is very interesting.

[Rex]

42. But that is what happens when a person asks an obviously subjective question.

You will get results that can be personal and taken personally.

[PD Turk]

40. Yeah I do find them attractive

But then again, I'm an old biker

[steve2470]

44. I'd hire one.

I wouldn't hire any servers under age 70.

[Xyzse]

49. What you talking about? I go there for the wings.

[Sheldon Cooper]

52. I'll never see them. I wouldn't step one foot into Hooters.

[penultimate]

53. I hate to say it, but....

I'd probably base my decision to hire them based on their ability and skill set as it relates to whatever I was hiring them for. But I'm a bit silly like that.


*I need to search the forums to figure out what this thread is about though... I'm assuming something sparked it and there is something I'm not getting 'cause I missed it.