0KT Member From Georgia Tech Sends Rapiest Email Ever – “Let Them Grind Against Your Dick”

[trumad]

Our news tip line just exploded. Apparently, an active member of Phi Kappa Tau at Georgia Tech sent an email to his chapter that is beginning to spread around like wildfire. In almost every one of the tips we received, the words “rape” and “creepy” were included. Upon further inspection, the email was, in fact, decidedly rapey and creepy.

The alleged emailer is ΦKT’s social chair and rapey wordsmith. The subject of his email is “Luring your Rapebait,” and it reads as a “How-to” guide on talking to girls at parties, getting them drunk, aggressively dancing with them, then finally, closing the deal. And although he urges his brothers, “NO RAPING,” this is the rapiest tangent I’ve ever seen.

Here’s the email:

“Alright chods, some of you could use some help on how to mack and succeed at parties. Mostly pledges do, but some bros could use a review. For anytime throughout the party… If you are standing by yourself at any point, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!! If you are talking to a brother of your pledge brothers when there are girls just standing around, YOU ARE OUTTA HERE!!!

Ok, if it is before midnight… A group of girls is standing around, grab a bro or pledge bro and go talk to them. First, introduce yourself and get their name, ask if they are having a good time, and then ask if they want anything to drink. If they say yes, walk them to the bar and tell them what we have to drink. If they say no and they look like they are in a sorority, ask them if they are in a sorority (DUH). If not, choose one of the following: where are you living, where are you from, have you been here before, how are classes going, or where all have you been tonight. Then proceed to have a conversation. IF THEY ARE HAMMERED AT ANY POINT BEFORE MIDNIGHT, JUST SKIP THE CHIT CHAT AND GO DANCE.

Midnight or after, if you have been talking for awhile and they’ve had a couple drinks, ask if they want to dance. If you see an untalked to group or a solo girl, go up to her and ask if she wants anything to drink. If she says yes, get her a drink and then ask if she wants to dance. If she says no, ask her to dance. DANCING IS FUN!!!!! Always try to dance. If she does not want to dance and is with friends, say “aw thats no fun” (or something like that) and then ask one of her friends.

Here is how to dance: Grab them on the hips with your 2 hands and then let them grind against your dick. After that slowly alternate between just putting your hand across their stomach, but make sure don’t to go to high (keep it under the boob) or too low(dont try to finger her… yet). After a song, start putting your cheek on the side of her cheek. ALWAYS USE YOUR HANDS OR ARMS TO GUIDE THEIR DANCING in order to maximize your pleasure. If she starts putting her hair over her ear, THAT MEANS SHE WANTS A KISS. Therefore, try to give her a kiss on the cheek. They usually like that and nothing really should ebcome of it. In the case, go for the neck kiss. If for some reason they aren’t down for a cheek kiss, just dance through it or say you are going to get another drink and see if they want one. And then repeat from the beginning.

If the party is going good (a.k.a. there are a lot of open girls) try to escalate cause it’s awesome. Here is how to escalate: Try to twist her hips around to face you and dance front to front. FROM THERE THE OPTIONS ARE UNLIMITED! You can make-out with her (tongue on tongue), you can stick your hand up her shirt (not right away though), you can go for a butt grab (outside or inside the shirts), or use your imagination. ALWAYS START WITH THE MAKING OUT!!!! NO RAPING.

A short guide consist of the 7 E’s of HOOKING UP! 1. Encounter (spot a girl or group of girls) 2. Engage (go up and talk to them) 3. Escalate (ask them to dance, or ask them to go up to your room or find a couch, depending on what kind of party) 4. Erection (GET HARD) 5. Excavate (should be self-explanatory) 6. Ejaculate (should also be self explanatory) 7. Expunge (send them out of your room and on their way out when you are finished. IF ANYTHING EVER FAILS, GO GET MORE ALCOHOL. I want to see everyone succeed at the next couple parties.

In luring rapebait,
name redacted.”

Read more at http://totalfratmove.com/%ce%a6kt-member-from-georgia-tech-sends-rapiest-email-ever/#GqE6wZZfIhCE3ue7.99

[NuclearDem]

1. Rape culture disgusts me.

Frats are just one of the worst embodiments of it.

[NYC_SKP]

2. Typical: "...ask if she wants to dance. If she says no, ask her to dance."

Pathetic fucks almost bring me to wanting to perform violent acts upon them.

[Suich]

3. His parents must be so proud.

[kestrel91316]

4. When I was in college in the 70s and early 80s, it was widely recognized that fraternities and

sororities were full of rich, entitled party hounds who couldn't pass a serious class if their lives depended on it. No one I knew had ANYTHING to do with anyone in Greek societies.

I see we were wise even then.

[tosh]

8. Indeed we were!

I wanted no part of that scene.

[Comrade Grumpy]

14. It was like that in Austin, too. I guess little has changed.

[enough]

5. To say the obvious, what a poor pathetic sad view of the fun and wonders of life.

I find it hard to believe that anybody anywhere is voluntarily hanging out with anybody like this.

[VanillaRhapsody]

6. and these are guys in college?

I feel sorry for this generation. This sounded so parochial to me I thought I it was freshman high schoolers. These poor guys still have to have maps and instruction manuals to have fun with young ladies at that age? tsk tsk tsk tsk. Makes me certainly glad I didn't have to be young these days. Sex was so much more fun before I was their age! Is it the technology?

[nomorenomore08]

10. It wouldn't be quite so bad if he didn't actually, y'know, *use the term "rapebait"*.

But that just shows how shameless - and probably conscienceless - the guy is.

[nomorenomore08]

7. "7 E's"? Might as well be the 4 "F" Club... ("Find 'em, feel 'em, f*** 'em, forget 'em...")

[mythology]

9. Sometimes the internet is a wonderful thing

In previous eras, this sorry excuse for a human being might have only been shamed within his social group, if that. But now, it's all over for anybody who wants to spend a few minutes looking this idiot up and so this can haunt him going forward.

[Hoyt]

11. Thank god I was not the fraternity type. Most I knew ended up pathetic conservatives.

[Brickbat]

12. This sounds like a poor imitation of the original angry Greek letter.

http://deadspin.com/we-fucking-suck-so-far-a-sorority-girl-lashes-out-at-476159462?fb_action_ids=449222118488771&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=aggregation&fb_aggregation_id=288381481237582

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I've been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee [first name redacted], I've been having so much fun with my sisters this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself.

I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the Greek community, and that's not fucking possible if you're going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON'T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you're an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR.

Etc., for many more paragraphs.

[Initech]

13. Assholes who mistreat women like that disgust me.