Suicide pact at the Tea Party. . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Cruz!!!!

[skip fox]

Ted ("There's something buzzing between my ears&quot Cruz is saying: "Are you kidding, Bill? . . . Obama is responsible for the government shutdown, not us. . . . And he's totally and completely responsible! . . . Yet instead of owning up, Obama is trying to blame the Republicans. . . . But the American people are too smart for that. . . . They know that Obama is the reason young widows are not getting death benefits for veterans. . . . Obama is the reason why our national parks are closed. . . Obama is the reason children aren't allowed to go to Head Start. . . . Why the elderly are not given health care. . . Why orphans are being turned down for food stamps. . . . I could go on and on. . . . But all Obama cares about is blaming us. . . . Listen, the Republicans are the party of personal responsibility. . . . The President should try to take a clue from us and man-up!"

[bobclark86]

1. How about:

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Or this:
"I have been Europe's America's last hope. She proved incapable of refashioning herself by means of voluntary reform. She showed herself impervious to charm and persuasion. To take her I had to use violence."
--Adolph Hitler, Feb. 26, 1945.

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2. Damn. Cruz knows his history!

All that Harvard oozing through. (Through the reptilian tumor he "thinks of" as life.)

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3. "The right hand, okay? . . . I use this hand! . . . See? . . . Right here!

Now get off my back!"

[rock]

4. If I ran for President I believe I could get

the same five votes that George W got!

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5. "I'll give you your interview!!!

Just let me grab that mic and shove it up your Texas blind side!!! How dare you call me irresponsible!"