Apparently, Dick Cheney was roasted the other night!

[bullwinkle428]

And what a gala event it was! Here is your program for the evening:



It would have been more symbolic had the fish been prepared on a cedar plank.

And you even received a lovely parting gift at the end of the night!

[joeybee12]

1. Holy Joe Liar-berman again reveals his true colors...

[bullwinkle428]

2. I was hoping that everyone would catch that!

[joeybee12]

3. Sort of ironic, too, he's kissing the butt of the guy who stole the vice-presidency

from him.

[Dash87]

4. "Him?" Wow, pretentious much? Is Jesus speaking?

Imagine all the kiss asses in one room. They were probably all trying to out-laugh each other so that the great one could hear them.

"Waterboarding!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Am I kissing your ass enough yet!?"

[gordianot]

5. Another war criminal was roasted outside his Berlin bunker in 1945.

[MADem]

6. A mug in Halloween orange...how appropriate!

Rupert Murdoch, party planner! How charming...

[LiberalEsto]

9. Mug should have had bullet holes painted on it nt

[MADem]

10. Embedded buckshot...for an "in your face" touch, perhaps? nt

[Swede Atlanta]

7. Oh goodie....I didn't read his obit.....

I will need to plan my champagne party for this weekend.

Where is he to be interred? I definitely want to christen his final resting place with a little "dribble" of my own.

[rock]

8. I heard he tasted like chicken ...

shit.