Oh noes! Jonas Brothers cancel tour due to 'deep rift' in the band

[joeybee12]

The Jonas Brothers won't be going on their planned 19-date tour due to infighting within the band, a spokesman for the group confirmed to TODAY on Wednesday.

Spokesman Jesse Derris confirmed a report by People magazine that there was a "deep rift" in the group, and a "big disagreement over their music direction."

According to the magazine, a weekend argument among brothers Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas resulted in the tour's cancellation.

The tour was scheduled to begin Friday. As of Wednesday afternoon, the Jonas Brothers website was still advertising the 19 concerts and still allowed visitors to click through to buy tickets.

http://www.today.com/entertainment/jonas-brothers-cancel-tour-due-deep-rift-band-8C11363481

And millions of tone-deaf six-year-old girls wept!

[Ian David]

1. For the amount of money they're making, why do they care what they sing? n/t

[regnaD kciN]

2. Does anyone even remember them anymore…?

I thought it was all about One Direction now. Even Justin Bieber seems past his time. The Jonases are about as forgotten as Hanson. Maybe if they'd done more twerking while they were still in the public eye…

[MisterP]

9. they're doing "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying"

but the implications of this story are--*shudder*

[PeteSelman]

3. How the hell are they even still around?

They aren't due for the reunion tour for another ten years.

[Dawson Leery]

5. Still around? Why were they given a recording contract to begin with?

[JHB]

4. They'll breast feed some nasty cats at the Olive Garden, and all will be well.

Or not. Either way, I won't care.

[NightWatcher]

6. one had a testicle drop and the others were jealous?

[Shrike47]

7. How would anyone know what they were singing, anyway?

Don't all the little girls scream?

[Cirque du So-What]

8. Jonas Brothers...Jonas Brothers...

Weren't they the next big tweener heartthrob band right after The DeFranco Family?

[JHB]

11. Heartbeat! It's a luuuuv beat!

My sister's old 45s of the Defrancos (and others) were casualties of flooding from Hurricane Sandy (it ain't a "super storm" unless it wears a cape).

Wasn't little Tony gracing Tiger Beat covers sometime in between Bobby Sherman or the Cassidy brother who played Keith Partridge and Leif Garrett?

[backscatter712]

10. Did Mickey kick the shit out of the lead singer again? n/t