As the kiddies say "it's trending" #LikedMoreThanTheGOP

[NightWatcher]

shingles (and not the kind on your house)

Having a root canal while waiting at the DMV

Herpes

George Zimmerman. No wait I take that back, he's a douche

The Honey Boo Boo Twerk-out tape

Geraldo's selfie

Hitting killer air turbulence while you're on the toilet in that claustrophobic restroom

Holiday Fruitcake

[VanillaRhapsody]

1. unbeknownst toilet paper on your shoe...

[longship]

2. Bedbugs' fucked-up sex life.

No pun intended. There's nothing funny about traumatic insemination.

[louslobbs]

3. Food poisoning accompanied by explosive diarrhea and vomiting.

Lou

[JHB]

7. Unfortunately, I can vouch for that.

Come to think of it, the cause was a Cuban meatball sandwich. Probably came by way of Canada, via Republican-approved industry "self-policed" meat inspection on this side of the border.

[louslobbs]

9. Ugh! So sorry man. Thankfully you survived to fight another day, but just imagine that kind

of suffering, being better than being a Republican.
Lou

[JHB]

11. Don't thank me. I think those bad Cuban meatballs landed in Texas...

And I'm in the NYC area. Explosive indeed.

Still, #LikedMoreThanTheGOP

[0rganism]

4. gout

also type I diabetes, glaucoma, PMS, and the clap

[TlalocW]

5. Taking a crap

And having cold toilet water splash back up into your ass after dropping a big one.

TlalocW

[Fantastic Anarchist]

14. That's actually awesome.

[Aerows]

6. Being stuck on a 2 lane highway

behind a live chicken truck, and you can't pass it for miles.

[louslobbs]

10. Eww! n/t

Lou

[Aerows]

16. worst hour of my life, then cleaning my car

feathers and chicken shit, not much worse than that stuck to your car ... unless it's a Republican.

[louslobbs]

19. I'll bet, and we're in agreement with respect to having a Republican stuck to your car being

worse than an hours worth of chicken shit an piss stuck to your car.
Lou

[Squinch]

12. Worse: I once got stuck on a road next to a chicken processing plant. Thought I'd die.

[Aerows]

17. Imagine being stuck behind one for an hour and chicken shit and feathers coating the car.

Still better than Republicans. The smell, though. My god.

[johnd83]

8. No "kiddies" use Twitter

I have no idea why the media assumes it is so popular.

[ThoughtCriminal]

13. Painful rectal itch!

[deutsey]

15. That was one of the funniest early SNL skits ("Fluckers")

It's on the album they released in the late '70s. Belushi's line "Dog vomit, monkey puss" always had me

[randome]

18. The Green Lantern movie.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Treat your body like a machine. Your mind like a castle.[/center][/font][hr]

[displacedtexan]

20. My fave: Actually being teabagged #LikedMoreThanTheGOP

Lots more at inagist.com

Sorry, but i haven't figured out how to copy & paste web addresses with ios7 yet.