Many of our new friends qualified for the "tinfoil" ACA plan

[jberryhill]

It's pretty good. You get a free implanted radio receiver, a change of batteries once a year, and someone from the government to watch you all of the time.

[steve2470]

1. hey !!one

No one offered that to me !!!

in case I need to

[pinboy3niner]

2. Well, all the plans have SOME kind of metal

Some just got the slag end of the stick. No wonder their posts go over like a lead balloon.

[jberryhill]

3. I'm thinking of going for iron

I feel an invisible attraction to it.

Although with my insomnia, the rust might be a problem, since it never sleeps either.

[pinboy3niner]

4. I rust my case

[jberryhill]

6. Did you steel that joke? I'm calling the coppers!

[pinboy3niner]

7. It may be half-brassed, but it was cast just for you

[jberryhill]

8. Your mercuric wit has forged ahead as usual

[pinboy3niner]

11. I smelt that one coming

[jberryhill]

13. Your sterling reputation remains stainless

[pinboy3niner]

14. You pulled that out of uranium, didn't you?

[jberryhill]

16. With unalloyed glee...

But, being the Good Samarium that I am, I try to avoid conducting myself in too malleable a way which would tarnish my good name.

Especially not on someone else's nickel.

[alcibiades_mystery]

5. I heard the deductibles are $12,000 per year, and the premium $720 a month

Tuuuurrrrible!

[jberryhill]

9. Or vice versa

[pinboy3niner]

10. Trollish Obamacare woe posts are like a box of chocolates

You never know what you're gonna get.




RUN, FLORIST, RUN!!!

[freshwest]

12. You forgot the nanobots and microchipping that is mandated. You must be one of *them* !!111!!

[grantcart]

15. lol