I Deserted...And The South Fell.
"I joined the Confederacy, served for two weeks, deserted, and the South fell"
-- Mark Twain
Mark Twain once commented:
"When the (civil) war broke out and commerce on the Mississippi River ceased, my occupation was gone. So I joined the Confederacy. I served for two weeks, and then deserted. The Confederacy fell."
page 176:
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via:
http://driftglass.blogspot.com/2013/10/i-desertedand-south-fell.html
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