Toon: a revealing portrait of Rush....warning....you can't unsee this one ROFLMAO!

[tpsbmam]

[cindyperry2010]

1. well there is an image

i need to burn out of my brain with bleach

[tridim]

2. I think the artist is being quite generous with Rush's genitalia.

And he forgot the varicose veins.

Nice touch on the red ass though.

[leftofcool]

4. That's genitalia?

I thought it was a twig. I guess I need my old eyes checked again.

[kag]

3. Ugh. Gotta go do an Oedipus.

I know, I know. I was warned. Still...

[grasswire]

5. where are the ingrown hairs?

You know he's got those everywhere. And the skin tags. I heard they covered his breasts.

[longship]

6. Damn!

Well, you warned me. You really did.

But just like a little kid who's told "Whatever you do don't put beans in your ears!" I couldn't not do what I was warned against.

Now --- for the fourth time today --- I'm going to have to ice pick my frontal lobes to purge this image from my mind. Pshaw! Whatta day. Shoulda stayed away from DU this morning.



On edit: This really is my fault. All the ice pick activity is because of Rush political cartoons.

[tpsbmam]

10. I hope I'm not too late! Don't do that -- that's how you end up with Rush-shit-for-brains syndrome!

You need your frontal lobes to stop you from saying incredibly stupid shit like Rush says. I suspect he fried his frontal lobes with oxycontin & all the other crap he's laden his his shit-for-brain with...why not purify with a little Buddhism? Sit in the lotus position if you can, nice quiet environment, now say ohmmmm, ohmmmm, ohmmmmm.....focus on your mantra.....something like "flush Rush" might help if you picture flushing him down with the best shit you've ever taken....ahhh, now isn't that better than an icepick to the brain where you end up blithering and blathering like shit-for-brains Rush?

[Aerows]

7. I don't need brain Hypochlorite

I need brain Draino.

Note: don't put those together since it creates Chloride gas, which is extremely lethal. Service announcement from a Chemist.

[Jello Biafra]

8. Makes my eyes want to vomit...n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. Rush's motto: "speak loudly, but carry a small stick"

[spanone]

11. your warning needs a skull & crossbones....this could scar someone for life.