Add your own: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

[MrScorpio]

None, they simply claim that light bulbs are unconstitutional because the Forefathers never had any.

[Agnosticsherbet]

1. None, it is against the will of God to put up a light in defiance of God's own Sun and Moon. n/t

[LisaLynne]

2. None. They still don't believe that the lack of light is a man-made problem. nt

[Adsos Letter]

3. FUCK THE LIGHT BULB!!1!!

...we would rather sit in the dark...

[tanyev]

4. None, after they finish shooting out the old bulb there's nothing left to screw a new bulb into.

[sibelian]

5. Two. One to change it...

And the other to throw a screaming tantrum, yank it out, smash it and screw the bust one back in.

[Motown_Johnny]

6. The world may never know.

[spinbaby]

7. None

They'd rather sit in the dark and blame Obama.

[Glassunion]

8. None... They refuse to change it, then blame the darkness on the black guy.

[Bok_Tukalo]

9. Two. One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

<OPE>

[mysuzuki2]

10. None.

They will NEVER change!

[Mr.Bill]

11. Just one to hold the bulb

while the whole world revolves around him.

[MyshkinCommaPrince]

12. Umm.

Four. One to break all the bulbs and blame it on Democrats, one to privatize the fixture and give it to a buddy, one to tell anyone in the now darkened room that darkness is light, and one to tell those outside the room that darkness is all those in the room deserved.

Or something. I never was much good with the jokes....

[surrealAmerican]

13. Just one, but ...

... he will only replace it with the one that burned out fifty years ago.

[sigmasix]

14. none-

None- republicans get light the old fashioned way; they burn a cross.

[rustydog]

15. None: they blame Obama for letting the light burn out

[Sparkly]

16. Depends.

What's in it for them?

[KentuckyWoman]

17. none. Jesus is the light of the world.

lightbulbs are the devil

[NuclearDem]

18. Just one.

He screws in the lightbulb, enjoys it, then smashes it when he finds out Obama has used a lightbulb at some point and then blames Obama when the fire he uses instead burns his house down.

[Coyotl]

19. None. Republicans don't change, they just grow old and die.

[Sissyk]

20. lol!

k ane 4

[Uncle Joe]

21. Two one to hold the lightbulb and the other to rotate the step ladder.

Thanks for the thread, MrScorpio.