What's next for Ted Cruz?

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	Five lonely years of exile in the Senate's rubber room
	6 (55%)
	A triumphant tickertape parade thru the towns of the Old Confederacy
	2 (18%)
	The Mad Tea Party
	0 (0%)
	He'll play a major role in the 2014 race for the Presidency
	1 (9%)
	Ted Cruz ... Ted Cruz ... can't place him. Any reason I should know who he is?
	0 (0%)
	Still more silly bullshizz I'd rather not think about right now
	2 (18%)
	Sam Wurzelbacher's trusty sidekick in late-night infomercials
	0 (0%)
	Serious drinking on Skid Row
	0 (0%)
	Writing his autobiography, "Our National Disgrace"
	0 (0%)
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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. After his term in the Senate is over (or maybe before), a gig on Faux "News."

That's where all the failed GOPers wind up, isn't it?

[krispos42]

2. #8, in the #1... :-) n/t

[MichiganVote]

3. Surgery to get the stick out of his ass?

[NRaleighLiberal]

4. Other - he will headline the resurrection of rock band Pablo Cruise, to become Pablo Cruz

[Southside]

5. Big time fundraising.

The Tea Party faithful love him.

[yuiyoshida]

6. Whats next for Ted Cruz?

Plop Plop, fizz fizz.. oh what a relief it is..