Blame it on the Bosonova the Dance of Love. - Top 5 Reasons Ted Cruz Tried to Stop the ACA.

[Johnny Ready]

5. Hoping to score broner points with Rush Limbaugh.

4. Hey at least I didn't bring up Benghazi again.

3. Everyone at Golden Corral thought it was a great idea.

2. It's really hot in Texas, I swear to God. Too hot to think clearly.

And the number one reason Sen. Ted Cruz decided to try to stop the ACA.

1. I was simply hoping to bang Sarah Palin, sorry.


So what do you think, why did he try so hard to stop the ACA?

[shenmue]

1. He doesn't like sick people

How dare they try to get better?

[Johnny Ready]

2. Maybe someone left a rectal thermometer is his ass and walked away for a few hours,

sorry, I saw that on an episode of "House" and perhaps this is nothing more than a subliminal suggestion to his own private Doctor. I hope he receives it!

Seriously, there is nothing funny about allowing people to suffer over money. One day he may realize that.

[Johnny Ready]

3. 6. Hoping to receive lifetime box seats in all Dallas Cowboy home games.

7. Hoping to see Gold prices rise before he pawns high school girlfriends' promise ring.

8. Angry at Houston Texans' QB Matt Schaub for terrible start to his fantasy football season.

9. Trying to get even with producers of DWTS for not selecting him this year.

10. Slightly confused over Public Enemy "Shut em Down" lyrics.