Glad that's settled. We can all go back to work at the FEMA camps in the morning

[Renew Deal]

And boy are there going to be plenty of new campers.

Bwahahahaha

[MSMITH33156]

1. Great thread

would read again.

[landolfi]

2. The Microchip line forms over here, Bitches!

n/t

[rdharma]

3. And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout; But there is no joy in Freeperville

....'cause the Teabaggers have struck out.

[SamYeager]

4. I kept working at my camp

I was considered "essential"

[NYC_SKP]

5. For a minute there I thought we'd have to cut the total number of camps.

But we're back on track.

Gated Communities for every Teabagger!

[MSMITH33156]

6. I will be a little late

I didn't know the government would be open, so I scheduled a meeting of our local chapter of ACORN so we can get to community organizing.

[NuclearDem]

7. I gotta get up early in the morning.

Those guns won't take themselves away

If anyone needs a ride to work, the black helicopter can swing by.

[randome]

8. You have it easy! You should see the paperwork that's stacked up on the Death Panel Commissions!

It's going to take overtime to get through it all!
[hr][font color="blue"][center]Birds are territorial creatures.
The lyrics to the songbird's melodious trill go something like this:
"Stay out of my territory or I'll PECK YOUR GODDAMNED EYES OUT!"[/center][/font][hr]

[Bobbie Jo]

9. Sorry....

I have death panel duty.


Catch up with ya at the Indoctrination Center next week.

[arcane1]

10. I'm applying for a death panel job right now. They're UNION JOBS!

[brer cat]

11. Save one of the best cells for Cruz.

He has worked really hard to deserve it.

[procon]

12. Thanks!

You made me laugh, and I sure needed a break after all this drama.