Head digger! Shovel-mouth! Empty brain vault! . . . Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!

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Sean (The Highest Colonic in Human History) Hannity is saying: "Who says the Republicans didn't win last night?. . . . You know, sports can tell a lot about things, like the outcome of this recent government shutdown, the so-called 'show-down.' But it's like in boxing: we just got done with round one and our opponent is stunned, staggering, leaning Palooka-ville. . . . He knows we mean business and he's learning what 'business' can really mean. . . . Now when round two comes early next year, we'll knock his stupid block off and spit down his throat! . . . Anyone who says the Republicans aren't winning just isn't paying attention. . . . What could be more obvious???"

[Orsino]

1. Republicans are winning out of proportion to the constituency they represent.

Money keeps them afloat.

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2. "And to this day I wonder

why my mother slapped me every time I opened my mouth."

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3. "My favorite philosopher is John Wayne."