Oh PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! ... PLEASE run for President! (Ted Nugent)

[Roland99]

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/10/14/ted-nugent-cut-his-hair/

Is Ted Nugent considering a run for the White House?

The outdoorsman, and Michigan native, is known for his guitar licks and long locks, but a recent photo posted to his wife Shemane Nugent’s Instagram account shows The Nuge with a short, conservative haircut. and no ponytail.

In a Washington Post interview, The Motor City Madman hinted at presidential ambitions.

Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.” Nugent takes a sip of water, having delivered his potential slogan. “Yeah, I’m thinking about it.”

[Turbineguy]

1. "The President....

did not shit his pants today!"

[MineralMan]

2. Go for it, Ted. All the rest of you teabaggers, too.

Run. Get the nomination. It'll be great, watching you get humiliated.

[Arugula Latte]

3. If he gets nominated and then doesn't want to debate he can just crap himself

like he did to dodge the draft.

[rurallib]

4. first he'll have to do a stint in the army

come back, Teddy, we are kidding. Hope you didn't shit your pants.

Thinking of the negative advertising he would garner, it could be a really humorous campaign.

[tridim]

5. I thought Nuge was supposed to be "dead or in jail" by now.

[onethatcares]

6. whoa, using his wifes Instagram account?

can't he afford his own?

and as far as being known for his guitar licks, I think my dog has better licks.

He's a has been.

Don't forget to take the poll

[Lint Head]

7. He's already made his on anti Ted Nugent political add. This would automatically sink his ass.