When Chris Christie Loses Weight He Will Go From Looking.....

[global1]

Like this: Chris Christie








To This: Eddie Haskell




That's just what my impression of him - insincere, disingenuous and smarmy.

[CherokeeDem]

1. Nailed him.....

"insincere, disingenuous and smarmy."

That's Christie...

[grantcart]

2. he also has a large portion of maudlin attached when he tries to get sentimental.

maud·lin
[mawd-lin] Show IPA

adjective
1.
tearfully or weakly emotional; foolishly sentimental: a maudlin story of a little orphan and her lost dog.

[winter is coming]

4. Whether maudlin or obnoxious, Christie always makes me think of an unpleasant drunk. n/t

[LuvNewcastle]

7. He does seem like he's had too much of something.

[Scuba]

3. Eddie was sincere and straightforward by comparison.

[hobbit709]

5. But he will still be an ass.

[Egnever]

6. I think it is a mistake for Christie

to lose his weight. It gives him the appearance of being a jovial happy guy which disarms people from the reality of his actual personality.

Take that away and he will be another angry republican wacko.

[LuvNewcastle]

8. He'll need some surgery when he does.

Otherwise he'll look like an empty garbage bag.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. LOL! Actually, the garbage will still be there...

[SammyWinstonJack]

9. ...

[alterfurz]

11. to his credit, Rand Paul plagiarized E.H. first...

[Heather MC]

13. good one nt

[global1]

16. Wow!!!! - I'm Beginning To Think There Are A Lot Of Eddie Haskell's In The Repug Party......nt

[Snotcicles]

20. Thats a dead ringer. nt

[Beaverhausen]

12. How long ago was the surgery? He should have lost weight by now I think.

Didn't he do it in March? He didn't look any thinner last night.

[Tx4obama]

15. He has lost A LOT of weight so far. Look at the PHOTOS on the link below

Here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023929337

[Thucydides]

17. Hope there are no Fat democrats hanging around that might take offense to obese jokes.

Lets see, Gays nope, Women nope, African American nope, Native American nope, Latinos nope, Southerners yeah what the hell, just for sport. Whats left thats OK to Bash oh thats right FAT people. Cause there is no such thing as a fat dem. No I am not sticking up for Chris Christie, so do not even go there. Attack someones position and policies, OK?

Here is a Gay man and a tribute to beautiful women.....

[Aldo Leopold]

18. .

[Snotcicles]

19. And he will act like the Eddie Haskell that talks to Beaver than the one that talks to June. nt