Kevin Swanson Begs You Not To Buy Communist Lesbian Girl Scout Cookies

[Quixote1818]

Religious Right activists have long campaigned against the Girl Scouts of the USA, and pastors Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner of Generations Radio have now joined in by urging listeners not to purchase Girl Scout cookies. “Please, I beg of you, do not buy Girl Scout cookies,” Swanson said. “Please, I beg of you, stop buying Girl Scout cookies.” But if they do, he said, they should “take a big, fat, black magic marker” and “start marking out all of the references to the Girl Scouts of America on all the boxes.” Swanson warned that the “wicked” Girl Scouts are promoting “lesbianism” and abortion, calling the cookies “food offered to idols.” - See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/kevin-swanson-begs-you-not-buy-communist-lesbian-girl-scout-cookies#sthash.HoUngr0A.dpuf

[TeamPooka]

1. But Communist Lesbian is my favorite flavor Girl Scout Cookie. Those and Samoas.

[awoke_in_2003]

22. It is my second...

Socialist Atheist is my favorite flavor.

[Jack Rabbit]

48. I kinda like devil's food, myself

I don't care much for fire and brimstone, though.

[dchill]

54. Too spicy?

[Mopar151]

55. Makes ya fart sparks n/t

[dmr]

2. What a sick mind.

He sees lesbians everywhere.

Good grief, find him a strait jacket and a muzzle.

I think I'll buy some cookies.

[sulphurdunn]

21. Never forget the solicitations for money.

It's s-o-o-o easy to fleece fundy rubes that guys like these make a handsome living at it. If the GSA wants them to lay off it only needs to make a substantial faith offering.

[mythology]

3. That explains a lot

I never realized that those delicious peanut butter cookies were a lesbian plot. But it makes sense that they would make something so delicious that I can't help but eat too many of them, thus getting bigger and therefore less attractive to women, thus making them lesbians. It's all so clear now that it's been explained to me.

Or maybe Kevin Swanson is a dumbass. Whichever is more likely.

[ellie]

4. Bunch of goddamned loons.

I always buy girl scout cookies from the scouts outside the grocery store. The girls are poised, good salespeople and polite. I guess that would make some people nervous.

[Go Vols]

36. They still go door to door here

which seems to make me buy more than I should.

[TeeYiYi]

5. Lesbian abortions... I'm so confused! ..nt

TYY

[d_r]

6. it is really very logical

it explains it at the link:

This one was October, 2011, in Houston, Texas, and the first openly homosexual mayor in the United States, which happens to be Annise Parker, showed up at the convention. A lesbian; a lesbian. By the way, her lesbian partner Kathy Hubbard is the treasurer for Planned Parenthood PAC so apparently there is this unholy alliance between the Girl Scouts and Planned Parenthood. - See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/kevin-swanson-begs-you-not-buy-communist-lesbian-girl-scout-cookies#sthash.nHtHsw7Q.dpuf

[TeeYiYi]

9. Because lesbians use abortion for birth control.

TYY

[LuvNewcastle]

16. My head's hurting now. Fundies always drive me to drinking.

And if they're communist lesbian Girl Scout cookies, I'll buy a case!

[catrose]

52. 2 cases eom

[valerief]

23. It makes perfect sense when you don't actually think, which is something

fundies are pros at.

[Enthusiast]

60. Me too.

[Blue Owl]

7. Hmm I think I'll buy twice as many boxes now

Just to spite this hate merchant.

[PeaceNikki]

8. this is the same loon who said birth control pills create

Thousands of dead little tiny fetuses in our wombs. Called them "graveyards".

Dan Savage featured him several months ago.

[valerief]

24. He must really hate nuns. nt

[PeaceNikki]

27. Here it is...

Swanson: I’m beginning to get some evidence from certain doctors and certain scientists that have done research on women’s wombs after they’ve gone through the surgery, and they’ve compared the wombs of women who were on the birth control pill to those who were not on the birth control pill. And they have found that with women who are on the birth control pill, there are these little tiny fetuses, these little babies, that are embedded into the womb. They’re just like dead babies. They’re on the inside of the womb. And these wombs of women who have been on the birth control pill effectively have become graveyards for lots and lots of little babies.

Peeples: We’ve actually heard on both sides of that. We’re researching that and want to make sure we speak correctly to that in our second film. But we have medical advice on both sides of the table there, so we want to make sure that we communicate that properly.

Swanson: It would seem, and I realize that people are a little split on what are all the effects of the birth control pill, but it would seem that there’s a tremendous risk in the use of it for the life of children.

- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/swanson-wombs-women-birth-control-embedded-dead-babies#sthash.OZA9yhLH.dpuf

[valerief]

29. What a perfectly ludricrous clown that asshat is! nt

[pinboy3niner]

10. Well...

[Aerows]

28. ARGH!

You beat me to it

[pinboy3niner]

30. You snooze, you lose :)

Heh heh.

[Aerows]

32. No doubt!

[silverweb]

11. Let me at 'em.

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]I'll buy some extra boxes just to poke my thumb in the f'idiot's eye.

[Laffy Kat]

12. Oh, great. Just what I need.

Yet ANOTHER excuse to buy even MORE cookies. At least they freeze well.

[LuvNewcastle]

17. I love to put the Thin Mints in the fridge. Yum.

[ladyVet]

13. These gay agenda people really need to up their game.

After all these years, I'm still straight, and my marriage still ended for reasons which have nothing to do with gay marriage. I mean, I'm stubborn, but come on.

And I ain't giving up Thin Mints for nobody.

[LuvNewcastle]

19. I could eat my weight in Thin Mints. Best cookie ever made.

[Packerowner740]

14. Nut jobs will be nutjobs

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

15. Buy lots of cookies and send your receipts to these asshats.

[pnwmom]

18. Which just proves to millions of mainstream former G.S. what nuts they are.

Keep it up, Kevin!

[IronLionZion]

20. In that case, I'll take a pack of samoas and thin mints. nt

[TBF]

25. Buy my communist cookies OR ELSE -

[BainsBane]

26. If only I'd known they were communist and lesbian cookies

I'd have been buying a lot more of them.

[Aerows]

31. The cookies demand $1 million dollars

[JNelson6563]

33. Omg, lol!

What a fucking moran.

[NastyRiffraff]

34. Girl Scouts? WTF?

I had no idea that Girl Scouts were an issue with the right. I clicked on the link and read Swanson's rant. Silly old me; I thought nothing the religious right could surprise me.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

35. They make cookies out of Communist Lesbians?

Do they come with chocolate chips?

[pinboy3niner]

37. I don't know, but they must be popular

Every time I've gotten cookies from the Girl Scouts in front of the supermarket they've been out of that one.

[polichick]

38. We usually buy about ten boxes - next time we'll go for twenty!

[sakabatou]

39. I'll be buying more boxes

[Butterbean]

40. I looooooove me some wicked lesbian abortion cookies. NOM NOM NOM. n/t

[abq e streeter]

41. Now now, don't over-react . It's OK to buy lesbian cookies or Communist cookies, just not combined .

[amb123]

42. And each Girl Scout Troop has 13 girls in it

13 IS THE EXACT NUMBER OF WITCHES IN A COVEN! GIRLS SCOUTS ARE WITCHES IN TRAINING! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Morons

[Stargazer09]

43. More for me

I love the Girl Scouts, and their cookies.

I can imagine that many right wingers will be purchasing the cookies, regardless of the politics. Let them feel guilty, if they choose to believe the stupid activists who think the GS are evil.

[Tanuki]

44. You can make a donation to the Girl Scouts "in honor of" Kevin Swanson, and they

will send him a notice of your generosity on his behalf!
https://donate.girlscouts.org/give

Here is Kevin Swanson's contact info:
https://generationswithvision.com/contact/

[tanyev]

61. That's awesome.

[rhett o rick]

45. I never buy Girl Scouts cookies. I dont need the sugar and the Girl Scouts only get a small

percentage. I think it's exploitation. When they come to my door, I write them a check as a donation.

[rpannier]

46. 6 boxes, minimum

I'm sure I can get them online

[Initech]

47. I think I saw the Communist Lesbians play at Coachella last year.

[Historic NY]

49. I like the Communist/Lesbian thin mints......

[Dustlawyer]

50. Try the Carmel Delights, but put them in the freezer 1st!

[pinboy3niner]

57. The cookies or the communist lesbian Girl Scouts?

And if it's the latter, how long do communist lesbian Girl Scouts keep in the freezer? I hate it when stuff in my freezer goes bad.

[Dustlawyer]

58. Just the cookies, please! I would hate to get caught with anyone in my freezer, I

would not discriminate!
I lost a bunch of meat this summer when my freezer went out. It did truly suck!

[pinboy3niner]

59. Losing power with communist lesbian Girl Scouts in my freezer is a horrifying thought

I could end up with ZOMBIE communist lesbian Girl Scouts.

At least it wouldn't be a total loss. SyFy wouldn't be far behind with 'ZOMBIE communist lesbian Girl Scoutnado' ...

[Frank Cannon]

63. Caramel deLites are called Samoas around here.

And they'll take them away from me when they pry my cold, dead, and sticky hands from them.

[LiberalElite]

51. Thanks, Revs -

for giving me a reason to buy MORE!

[rdharma]

53. I didn't even know they sold the "Communist Lesbian" cookies.

I may buy those instead of my favorite "Thin Mints" this year.

[indie9197]

56. In my state (Utah) the dominant religion totally controls the Boy Scouts

Yet they offer zero support for the Girl Scouts. I buy lots of cookies, especially after researching where the dollars go. I dont remember the exact numbers but it is a good deal for the girls.

[Frank Cannon]

64. The BSA is, in general, a more right-wing, homophobic organization.

The Girl Scouts are separate and have always maintained that they don't give a shit about stuff like that.

[Katashi_itto]

62. Now I have reason to like singer Sara Bareilles even more. Kevin Swanson he went after her too

.."Kevin Swanson warned that “lots and lots of lesbians” attend Girl Scout conventions and criticized the Girl Scouts for hosting Houston Mayor Annise Parker and musician Sara Bareilles."

[BlueJazz]

65. I thought Women were suppose to put them between their legs. That solves everything.

[spanone]

66. i think i'll place a DOUBLE ORDER this time.