How much chuck could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

[Lint Head]

$999,000? Not at the least $100,000,000 and 99 cents. Really? Has the bearded right wing nut fighting wonder lost his luster?

"Chuck Norris, whose beard is too tough for Mount Rushmore, has listed his Dallas home for sale, according to Realtor.com.
This house was his home on the show "Walker, Texas Ranger" and features a Total Gym weight room and a resort pool. And remember, Japan has Godzilla, but Texas has Chuck Norris."

http://www.bankrate.com/lite/real-estate/celebrity-house-for-sale-chuck-norris-1.aspx#ixzz2mGShj9z8

http://www.bankrate.com/lite/real-estate/celebrity-house-for-sale-chuck-norris-6.aspx

Chuck Norris believes gay people have NO PLACE in the Boy Scouts of America ... and claims plans to overturn the "century-old policy" to ban them is simply un-American.
Chuck -- an outspoken Republican political activist -- just penned an article for AmmoLand.com ... titled, "Is Obama Creating a Pro-Gay Boy Scouts of America?"
In the article, Norris attacks James Turley -- a high ranking BSA official who recently announced his plan to "seek a change" to a Boy Scouts policy that bans gay Scouts and gay Scout leaders.
72-year-old Norris suggests Turley is only championing the cause because he's trying to curry favor with Obama's "pro-gay" administration.http://www.tmz.com/2012/06/26/chuck-norris-boy-scouts-of-america-ban-obama-gay/

[AndyA]

1. It's not a terribly attractive house

Actually, kind of bland, like it was never finished. (Kind of like Chuck Norris himself!)

[madinmaryland]

2. Can we just lock both Chuck Norris and Chuck Todd in a rubber room together? nt

[Uben]

3. Is there anyone else this into themself?

I'm from Texas...Chuck Norris is a narcissistic scumbag. Of course, there's always Steven Seagal, who is exactly the same, but I hope he's not from Texas. They need to do a movie together and fight it out. The winner gets kicked in the nuts, and the loser has to take down all the pictures they have of themselves in their home.

[Tikki]

4. ...If his head fell off?

Tikki

[Jackpine Radical]

5. How much upchuck

could I chuck up
If I had Chuckie
to upchuck on?

[Lint Head]

9. LOL!

[onethatcares]

6. If I could

afford it, I'd buy the house and donate it to the Gay Boy Scouts of America.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

7. I was thinking Bath House or Gay Porn set.

Yours works too!

[zappaman]

8. 2 cords.

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