As President, Bill Clinton drew a picture of male genitals on top secret classified documents

[Cali_Democrat]

Bill Clinton’s Doodles on Secret Documents as President Include Male Genitals
by Noah Rothman | 2:59 pm, December 5th, 2013

In February, the Bush family’s personal emails were hacked by Guccifer, a hacker who uncovered photographs of former President George H. W. Bush in a hospital bed and George W. Bush’s oil paintings in the process. It seems Guccifer has struck again, this time targeting former President Bill Clinton and the Clinton Library. The hacker has reportedly uncovered doodles of Clinton drawing on what were, at the time, classified documents. Among the doodles is apparently a picture of a penis.

The document uncovered is a briefing of the strategic measures the United States could take prior Clinton’s decision to intervene in the civil unrest associated with the collapse of Yugoslavia in the mid-1990s.The briefing is covered in sketches, including an American flag, a chef with a frying pan, and an erect phallus.

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The phallus appears next to the then-Sen. Bob Dole’s name, which some have speculated could be Clinton’s stream-of-consciousness reference to the Viagra commercials that the former GOP presidential nominee was featured in at the time.

http://www.mediaite.com/online/bill-clintons-doodles-on-secret-documents-as-president-include-male-genitals/

[etherealtruth]

1. My "inner 12 year old boy" finds this very funny

(Quite a feat for a 51 year old woman!)

The photo of Bill Clinton accompanying the story is that of a man very in touch with his inner 12 year old boy (not a bad thing)

[erpowers]

12. Me Too

I find the whole thing very fun. There was a part of me that was trying to figure out what some of those doodles meant. Was he hungry when he was looking at that document? One of the doodles has a person with a frying pan.

[PATXgirl]

18. The frying pan is next to the word FRY so it kinda makes sense. What's up with the dragon though?

[madaboutharry]

2. That Bill, such a rascal.

[DJ13]

3. Thats one really huge

doodle.

[madaboutharry]

4. Can you hear it on Fox….

It's blasphemy I tell you, he desecrated government documents. He should be impeached….oh, wait...

[Cali_Democrat]

6. It appears to be a reference to Bob Dole and his Viagra commercials

[TexasTowelie]

5. Yeah, Bob Dole was a dick. So?

[madinmaryland]

7. Yeah, sure. nt

[spanone]

8. i like that he crossed out 'secret'

[LadyHawkAZ]

9. I actually thought the guy with the frying pan was funnier

[NightWatcher]

10. That creepy Bob Dole Pepsi ad with Brittany Spears just popped into my head

Down boy!

[Luminous Animal]

11. He also drew a lot of assholes (hat tip to Kurt Vonnegut).

[jberryhill]

13. Paging Dr. Rorschach...

I'm not much of a penis expert, but do the asterisks count as assholes and the ovals as vaginas?

Looks like a bunch of scribbles with something of an unusual curve that doesn't resemble any penis I've seen. Granted, I'm sure there are others who have seen more than I have...

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

14. That's a dick?

Maybe the same way Joe Camel's nose is.

[Cha]

17. lol

[Incitatus]

15. That's just Priapus, the Greek god of fertility.

[geckosfeet]

16. So effing what? It's a fa king scribble. I find the drumstick far more intriuging.

...

Willard:{quoting Kurtz}
"As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned.
I am beyond their timid lying morality, and so I am beyond caring."

[Brickbat]

19. I find all of those hilarious.

[Oscarmonster13]

20. oh, Bill...

I miss you so...

He was probably listening to several generals or strategists drone on and on and was pretty bored...
I am sure somewhere, someone has done the definitive "what your doodles mean"...it'd be fun to run this and other famous doodles through that lens.