It was so cold here...

[Playinghardball]

....I saw a group of teenagers with their pants pulled all the way up!!

It was amazing...

[MineralMan]

1. Very cold here, too, but I watched a couple of

high school girls with bare legs walk by my house this morning to the bus stop, wearing just light jackets. Parkas make you look fat, I guess. It was 5 degrees out there. Heck, I put on a parka and gloves to take the dog out to pee. But I'm a wuss, and I don't care if the parka makes me look fat, I guess.

Kids! Gotta love 'em.

[lpbk2713]

2. How cold was it?

[MineralMan]

3. It was so cold, the snowmen had parkas on.

[Aerows]

4. It was so cold

that flashers were carrying pictures.

It was so cold that lawyers had their hands in their OWN pockets.

It was so cold that listening to Rush Limbaugh sounded good, because I was that desperate for hot air!

Okay, I totally stole those.

Here are some more, they are funny.

http://www.wdrb.com/story/13624307/its-so-cold-that

[Berlum]

5. It's so cold here that I saw...

...a chicken cross the road with a capon.