I'm Starting To Doubt The Easter Bunny Is White

[JaneyVee]

[1000words]

1. Ha!

Well played.

[BlueStreak]

2. Dr. Martin Luther King was yellow

Somebody should let Fox News know about that.

[johnp3907]

3. The truth:

[FarCenter]

4. Maybe in the winter

[arcane1]

9. CUTE!!!!

[Jamaal510]

5. Maybe the Easter bunny is grey:

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[DefenseLawyer]

6. I suspect some miscegenation in his heritage.

[ChazII]

7. No matter what color the Easter Bunny is

it better bring only black licorice jelly beans.

[arcane1]

8. The only certainty is Frosty the Snowman n/t

[BlueStreak]

10. Nothing is certain in this life

As soon as you think you know something for certain, an alternate universe is discovered where everything is the opposite.

[arcane1]

11. I should've been open to the possibility of communist children making him yellow and purple

Lesson learned!

[Igel]

14. But like most snowmen in industrial areas ...

He's grey. With black specks.

[BainsBane]

12. If he's not chocolate, I'm not eating him

I don't want no stinking white easter bunny.

[Igel]

15. What?

No white chocolate?

And don't forget peeps. I could swear I've seen bunny peeps or peeps clones.

[Silent3]

13. There's only one way to solve this problem.

[Igel]

16. Beat me to it.

"Easter penguin."