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sheshe2

(83,791 posts)
Mon Dec 16, 2013, 08:18 PM Dec 2013

Phew! The GOP, long known for its ceaseless efforts to end racism in America —

BREAKING: GOP Declares Racism Over!

Phew!

The GOP, long known for its ceaseless efforts to end racism in America —
— and to welcome all the Browns™, Blacks™, Yellows™, and Reds™ into its loving conservative embrace has declared racism dead.

Praise Tiny Infant Jesus!

Thanks, GOP. We couldn’t have done it without you. After all, it was you who thought to combat the scourge that is racism with such sensible approaches as:

-“That guy in the White House is an anti-colonialist Kenyan who was definitely not born in Hawaii and who shouldn’t even be in the White House because birth certificate, that’s why, so let’s impeach him!”; and

-“Hey, wetback isn’t a racial slur!“; and

-and “stay away from The Blacks™ because they’ll probably steal your fancy L.L. Bean bike!”; and

-“It’s good politics to oppose the policies of the Black Guy!” (that’s an actual honest-to-goodness quote).



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http://angryblackladychronicles.com/2013/12/01/breaking-gop-declares-racism-over/
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