Before starting your child on any new diet please consult with your doctor or veterinarian first.

[CreekDog]

Veterinarians with specialties in medium sized mammals are preferred. Avoid the ones that just deal with fish or birds.

[Jackpine Radical]

1. How about consulting with my vegetarian?

[CreekDog]

2. Oh come on! What would they know about livestock?

[Jackpine Radical]

4. Ever see a horse eating hamburger?

[Glassunion]

9. Yes... Well on a technicality it was a cheeseburger.

[CreekDog]

10. That IS NOT Kosher!

just stop it, stop it.

[Glassunion]

19. Don't kill the messenger.

But yes, you are correct. Horses are not Kosher.

[Jackpine Radical]

11. I hate YouTube.

I absolutely fuckin' hate YouTube.


No matter how crazy or stupid an idea is, someone somewhere did it and posted it on YouTube.

[Glassunion]

15. I think that is rule #34 of the internet...

Google = "Horse eating a hamburger"

About 2,830,000 results (0.23 seconds)

[NuclearDem]

17. Nah, rule 34 would be "horse ****ing a hamburger"

[Glassunion]

20. YOu just made my day... +1.00347

[Rex]

16. Oh please! Even the horse knows it is kangaroo meat!

See that small hop in his step now? Yep, kangaroo...

[petronius]

3. Just make sure to transport the child inside a safe and secure

pet carrier baby cage when you go to the vet - they sometimes get testy when too many critters are roaming the waiting room...

[Jackpine Radical]

5. Or at least keep them on a leash.

[CreekDog]

6. oh that reminds me of some advice some longtime DUers gave about child leashes once upon a time

oh those were the days!

[FarCenter]

8. How to track a lost animal

We tested three GPS devices for pets

http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/magazine/2012/04/how-to-track-a-lost-animal/index.htm

Just in case your 5 and 2 year olds wander out at 3 am.

[CreekDog]

12. Don't fall for the baby cage industry marketing

everyone knows that's just an excuse to charge a higher price!

everyone knows the cat carriers are even stronger since they want to get out so badly.

[FarCenter]

7. Make sure that it is a large animal vet

People get testy around here when eating dogs and cats is discussed.

[Glassunion]

13. What about ones that specialize in large ocean mammals?

[Rex]

14. Wait... you mean my vet and my GP should NOT be the same person?

I dunno CD, he gave me a hell of a deal on some flea pills! Also he writes scripts for fresh catnip, you ever try to FIND fresh catnip!?

[NuclearDem]

18. I get good deals on Frontline.

Hey, I've never had fleas!

[Rex]

21. Did you get one of the new flea collars? Mine is Eddie Bauer!

Good thing hey come in 'Husky' size. Same here! Don't have any flea problems anymore...now if he could just do something about the worms. It gets kinda awkward with the relatives over at Christmas.