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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI am waging a war on the people who break into my house and eat all my damn ice cream.
It makes as much sense as a war on voter fraud.
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I am waging a war on the people who break into my house and eat all my damn ice cream. (Original Post)
russspeakeasy
Mar 2012
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longship
(40,416 posts)1. The Democrats broke in and stole my Velveeta
Now what am I gonna do with all these Doritos?
lapislzi
(5,762 posts)2. Russ, those are your children.
You gave them the key, remember?
The case for having a bar fridge in one's bedroom
russspeakeasy
(6,539 posts)3. I'm installing it as we speak..
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)8. The plot of a recent sitcom episode...
...involved a bunch of small appliances going missing from a home after a daughter had her boyfriend over for a "conjugal visit."
The mother said she really was going to miss the margarita maker...and her bedside table looked so empty without it.
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)4. Um, this makes more sense...
we know ice cream exists. We know that there are people that break into houses. What we don't know is if and how much voter fraud exists. I imagine most are just quietly turned away at the polls. Unless their name is Ann Coulter of course.
russspeakeasy
(6,539 posts)6. Excellent point !!
Bigmack
(8,020 posts)5. OMG! I don't have
ice cream in MY refrig, so THEY take my car keys or my glasses Ms Bigmack
russspeakeasy
(6,539 posts)7. I know the feeling..Last week they locked my keys in the car !