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ROCHESTER, MIHip-hop artist Marshall Mathers, a.k.a. Eminem, said he was left wholly terrified today after meeting his daughter Hailies new boyfriend Justin Denham, an 18-year-old who was reportedly raised on the rappers music.
Saying he could barely fathom the thought of Hailie, 17, with a man who ever enjoyed listening to, or was inspired by, his often misogynistic and violent lyrics, Eminem, 40, claimed he was disturbed from the second Denham said he was a huge fan of all of the rappers seven albums.
Justin said I was his favorite artist when he was growing up, and now he wants to go out with my little girl, said Eminem, telling reporters he didnt even want to imagine what Denhams views on relationships could possibly entail given his self-professed love of albums that include songs about mutilating women. Honestly, I dont really know what Im supposed to do here. How am I supposed to let Hailie go out with a guy who says I was a huge influence on him and all of his friends?
http://www.theonion.com/articles/eminem-terrified-as-daughter-begins-dating-man-rai,32989/
It's the Onion, but, the point is spot on!
Demeter
(85,373 posts)Sigh. I must be 85, then.
whatchamacallit
(15,558 posts)Kurovski
(34,655 posts)Usual Onion greatness.
iandhr
(6,852 posts)LonePirate
(13,426 posts)I wonder how long it will take before some right winger misinterprets that as actual news.
Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)People are at home for Christmas vacations.
Brickbat
(19,339 posts)Fawke Em
(11,366 posts)Which is why I posted it.
AAO
(3,300 posts)I'm sure he hates your music and listens to Daft Punk.
Oh, crap it's the Onion. But it sounded plausible.
jmowreader
(50,560 posts)It was a children's tv show filled with blatant commercialism called Uncle Nutzy's Playhouse. The last panel showed Uncle Nutzy going off on his wife for letting his own kids watch his show.
Jester Messiah
(4,711 posts)In the first track, "Bad Guy" on his new album, he lists the double standard he applies to his daughters among the demons that plague him. He's still not in the running for Nicest Guy in America, but he's grown a lot more thoughtful and introspective in recent years.
Jim Lane
(11,175 posts)"Talking New Bob Dylan" is about how Wainwright and many other musicians idolized Dylan and wanted to emulate him. The last verse is:
Bein' the new you is one hell of a job.
My kid cranked up her boom-box to almost grown
When I heard you screamin'
From her room --
"Everybody must get stoned."
Thanks a lot, Bob -- happy birthday, Bob.
Full lyrics here.