So Mitt, How Did That 'Cheezy Grits' Strategy Work For Ya?

[JCMach1]

Recipe for Cheezy Grits

2 cups of organic milk* from cows at the Romney family compound (*not milked by an “illegals,” because Mitt’s running for president)
2 cups of “Bling h2o” water
1 1/2 teaspoons of Korean Oyster Bamboo salt
1 cup of 'old fashioned' Bain Capital-owned grits brand
1/2 teaspoon of freshly ground Madagascar black peppercorns
4 tablespoons of unsalted butter made from milk at the Romney family compound
4 ounces of high grade sharp Wisconsin cheddar from a family friend’s cattle ranch
2 lessons in southern vernacular (optional)

Directions: Cook grits in water and milk mixture. Stir in remaining ingredients until “cheesy.” Serve immediately, unless voters and media seem to cringe every time you say “cheesy grits” and “y’all.”

Yields: Enough for southern GOP voters who aren’t offended by the former governor’s lazy pandering, or put off by the amount of money the campaign spent, to stomach casting a primary ballot for Romney http://loop21.com/mitt-romney-cheesy-grits-recipe

[DearAbby]

1. I bet he hangs up the Y'all shit too. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

5. Yep. He's going to go back to...

...yawl.

[excuse not to write]

2. Youbetcha Palin thinks it worked fine!

Mavericky, in fact!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. Is he going to grow a beard and wear a stovepipe hat when he campaigns in Illinois?

I heard that he's already practicing writing his speeches on a shovel.

[Major Hogwash]

4. He's going back to Denny's for their Grand Slam breakfasts.

Because they serve "real" American food.

[tridim]

6. Eat a potato Mitt, they're better for you.

And you might actually win Idaho.

[jmowreader]

7. Mitt already DID win Idaho

Idaho is in two time zones--Pacific and Mountain. The Mormons in the Mountain Time Zone, where the greatest concentration of them are, gave Romney all of Idaho's delegates long before the teabaggers and sovereign citizens up here had cast their second caucus ballot. (Up here, Santorum won, Paul was second and Romney third.)

[Politicalboi]

8. He's

Shitting Santorum tonight.

[JCMach1]

9. Oh dear...

[Johonny]

10. I think the answer is great

He managed to not get blown out and thus keep his sizable delegate lead. The deep south didn't turn into the run away defeat but some close three way battles. Delegate wise finishing a close third was a solid win. He's got almost half the number he needs and is likely to do better in big delegate states to come. And a long grind out battle losing close is sometimes all you need. He knew he wasn't going to win, but he didn't blow out and now can sell himself as the likely winner for the next round.

[mackattack]

11. This is the correct answer

[LisaL]

12. ITA.

The votes are split. Probably pretty close between the three of them.

[bamademo]

13. I've made garlic cheese grits lot's and served with shrimp. Staple in restaraunts here.

But don't eat for breakfast with biscuits. Watch Jon Stewart

[malaise]

14. Y'all cracking me up here