22 Reasons You Might be Mitt Romney
22 Reasons You Might be Mitt Romney
1. If your dog loses bladder control every time he sees a bike rack, you might be Mitt Romney
2. If each vote you receive costs more than the election you’re in, you might be Mitt Romney.
3. If in an effort to look rugged, you tell your staff to ask the drycleaner to only single starch your jeans, you might be Mitt Romney.
4. If you don’t have any change for the meter so you buy the parking garage across the street, you might be Mitt Romney.
5. If your west coast Cadillac gets better gas mileage than your east coast Cadillac, you might be Mitt Romney.
6. If your Immigration policy is to have the illegals only mow the back yard, you might be Mitt Romney.
7. If you change channels less than you change your views on abortion, you might be Mitt Romney.
8. If your you wear wing tips to the beach, but flip flops to your speech, then you might be Mitt Romney
9. If you’ve fired more people than live in your hometown, you might be Mitt Romney.
10. If people fall asleep while you are giving them directions to the nearest gas station, you might be Mitt Romney.
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K&R!
I continue to say, romney keps losing to little ricky santorum and the establishment considers HIM to be inevitable and the most electable? Sheesh! 
PEACE! 
