A Response from Goldman Sachs

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From Chairman Lloyd Blankfein



NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – The following letter to Goldman Sachs’ worldwide clients was issued today by Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein:

Dear Goldman Client:

By now, many of you have probably read the regrettable resignation letter published in today’s New York Times by former Goldman executive Greg Smith, explaining why he is leaving the firm after twelve years.

In the letter, in which he excoriates Goldman and his practices, Mr. Smith comes across as a man of conscience, ideals, and high moral standards.  And as you read his words, you no doubt asked yourself this troubling question: how could Goldman have hired such a person?

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2012/03/14/a-response-from-goldman-sachs/

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1. Love it! n/t

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2. That is great!!!!!!

"Once in our internship program, these youths are subjected to rigorous evaluations to root out even the slightest evidence of a soul".

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3. Didn't take long for God's Worker to start smearing and jeering. nt